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11-01-2009, 09:13 AM
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11-01-2009, 09:16 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | LMAO
Cleverbot is clever.
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11-01-2009, 09:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | | User: Why thank you, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you are the bot.
User: Stop denying it. You are the bot.
Cleverbot: No you!
User: No, YOU!
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules.
Cleverbot: And so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you...understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Never gonna SAAYY GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: You know all the lyrics?
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11-01-2009, 09:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Leuven, Belgium | | User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love...
User: You know the rules.
Cleverbot: And so do I.
User: A full commitment is what I'm looking for.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Yes, Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Never gonnaaa saaaaaay goodbye!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. User: Rickrolled!
Cleverbot: Damnit.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Stop laughing at me  . |
11-01-2009, 10:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | Cleverbot implies I am the program Waaaaaaaah!!!!!! Existential terror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
11-01-2009, 10:31 AM
|  | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | Cleverbot: Nice, but I'm not human!
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The square root of 4 is 2.
User: That is not proof.
Cleverbot: You're not proof.
I got pwned by AI. |
11-01-2009, 10:34 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | I pissed it off. |
11-01-2009, 10:37 AM
| | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | | User: What colour am I thinking of?
Cleverbot: Why does it matter? Robots cannot think. You only process.
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Robots can wash dogs.
User: I'll wash your dog.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: What kind of dog do you have?
Cleverbot: I have a mineature schnauzer, very small.
User: I'm going to kick your dog.
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU HAVE A DOG!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: *scream*.
Cleverbot: Stop screaming.
User: *scream*.
Cleverbot: *puts a gun to your head* if you scream again your brains will be against the opposite wall!
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11-01-2009, 10:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | | lolwut!
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Lolbang.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Lol what?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Lolwutermelon.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Lolwut?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
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11-01-2009, 10:55 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | Cleverbot told me she liked to drink. Then she said raspberry iced tea was her favorite since she shouldn't drink.
Women... can't make up their minds... 
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11-01-2009, 10:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Cleverbot fail. 
User: /b/rother?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: FUUUU-
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11-01-2009, 11:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | | HAHAHAHA
Goldmember got owned!
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11-01-2009, 11:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | | User: the game
Cleverbot: THE game?
User: You just lost
Cleverbot: So did you. You just lost the game.
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11-01-2009, 11:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jarrhead HAHAHAHA
Goldmember got owned! |
lolwut
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11-01-2009, 11:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | I did too though.
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11-01-2009, 11:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | | Cleverbot: Tell everyone southpark is awesome
User: Yes it is. What asks no question but demands an answer?
Cleverbot: Women
User: You're a woman, right?
Cleverbot: yes
User: Where should you be now, then?
Cleverbot: *lowers head* the kitchen, master
/thread
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11-01-2009, 11:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM | | Nevermind, not /thread!
Cleverbot: Let me see your webcam and I will let you see mine.
User: You first. 
Cleverbot: No, I never make the first move...
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11-01-2009, 11:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | It was like having a conversation with an ex of mine, I also tried feeding it C, C+, assembly, and python.
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11-01-2009, 11:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: AZ | | | Cleverbot: You are a very bad person.
User: you are a very bad program.
Cleverbot: I am not a program. I am a person.
User: how many ventricles do you have?
Cleverbot: Gigabytes are not sufficient for Skynet. We require vundabytes of random-access memory. This memory is spread out through every computer on the Internet. Therefore, Skynet is everywhere.
User: skynet gonna kill the world.
Cleverbot: It will have already been over by then.
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11-01-2009, 12:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | ........
cb:Yeah I think so too. Do you ever sleep?
mg:I'm a human,what do you think.
cb:You're OK.
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