Code Warriors

[jive1]

Dim Jive1, jiveButt, jiveBack
jive1 == "code warrior"
jiveButt != "active"
jiveBack =="sore"


working=datepart(d,getdate())
if working>7 then
print "get a life"
else
print "get back to work"
end if

eyes.color="bloodshot"
eyes.look="dazed"

SQLString = "Select * from everyone where someone = 'gives a ****' and managementIQ > 100"
Set recordSet = Exec (SQLString)
If recordSet = null then
programmer.screwed(0).value=programmer.screwed(0). value + 100
End If

Print "Hello World"

REM Revision made by jive1 5/7/2008

[MakiSupaStar]

You, my friend, are one f'd up mofo.

[TrooperFarva]

So you're saying you shouldn't work past the 7th of the month, each month?

[Baryonyx]

Codemasters game developers?

[Joe Gress]

Hmm, jive1 need slowdown, explain.

Then get sleep-get away from computer.

[casualmadness]

Originally Posted by jive1

Dim Jive1, jiveButt, jiveBack
jive1 == "code warrior"
jiveButt != "active"
jiveBack =="sore"


working=datepart(d,getdate())
if working>7 then
print "get a life"
else
print "get back to work"
end if

eyes.color="bloodshot"
eyes.look="dazed"

SQLString = "Select * from everyone where someone = 'gives a ****' and managementIQ > 100"
Set recordSet = Exec (SQLString)
If recordSet = null then
programmer.screwed(0).value=programmer.screwed(0). value + 100
End If

Print "Hello World"

REM Revision made by jive1 5/7/2008

nice

[ba-dum-ba-dum]

Originally Posted by jive1

Dim Jive1, jiveButt, jiveBack
jive1 == "code warrior"
jiveButt != "active"
jiveBack =="sore"


working=datepart(d,getdate())
if working>7 then
print "get a life"
else
print "get back to work"
end if

eyes.color="bloodshot"
eyes.look="dazed"

SQLString = "Select * from everyone where someone = 'gives a ****' and managementIQ > 100"
Set recordSet = Exec (SQLString)
If recordSet = null then
programmer.screwed(0).value=programmer.screwed(0). value + 100
End If

Print "Hello World"

REM Revision made by jive1 5/7/2008

var ba-dum-ba-dum:String = (clientIQ > 10) ? "suprised" : "gonnaReadTBForAwhile";

[jive1]

Originally Posted by TrooperFarva

So you're saying you shouldn't work past the 7th of the month, each month?

Actually that section states that if you work more than 7 days a week, you should get a life. If you work less than 7 days, you should get back to work.

[jive1]

Originally Posted by ba-dum-ba-dum

var ba-dum-ba-dum:String = (clientIQ > 10) ? "suprised" : "gonnaReadTBForAwhile";

var frustration=1

function project (clientIQ, managerIQ) {
while (managerIQ < 50 && clientIQ < 50)
frustration=frustration+1;
}

project (49,49)

[KeithBMI]

Uhh... I only know HTML...

[Joe Gress]

Originally Posted by jive1

Actually that section states that if you work more than 7 days a week, you should get a life. If you work less than 7 days, you should get back to work.

Ok. Back to work.

[ba-dum-ba-dum]

Originally Posted by jive1

var frustration=1

function project (clientIQ, managerIQ) {
while (managerIQ < 50 && clientIQ < 50)
frustration=frustration+1;
}

project (49,49)

CRITICAL ERROR: INFINITE LOOP

[jive1]

Originally Posted by ba-dum-ba-dum

CRITICAL ERROR: INFINITE LOOP

[jive1]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Uhh... I only know HTML...

<techSuperiority>
<a style="none" class="none" onClick="lame">KeithBMI</a>
</techSuperiority>

[MakiSupaStar]

Originally Posted by jive1

<techSuperiority>
<a style="none" class="none" onClick="lame">KeithBMI</a>
</techSuperiority>

ZING! LMAO. Keith got pwn'd.

[KeithBMI]

.

.

.

[jwbassman]

Originally Posted by jive1

<techSuperiority>
<a style="none" class="none" onClick="lame">KeithBMI</a>
</techSuperiority>

That's hilarious!

[msquared]

?SYNTAX ERROR?

[TrooperFarva]

Originally Posted by jive1

Actually that section states that if you work more than 7 days a week, you should get a life. If you work less than 7 days, you should get back to work.

Are you sure? GetDate() returns todays date, and DatePart(d,Whatever) returns the Day portion of Whatever. So your code returns the day of the month. At least that's how it looks to me, it's been years since I did any SQL.

[jive1]

Originally Posted by TrooperFarva

Are you sure? GetDate() returns todays date, and DatePart(d,Whatever) returns the Day portion of Whatever. So your code returns the day of the month. At least that's how it looks to me, it's been years since I did any SQL.

You could be right. What I put together is actually an amalgam of different languages. But, I think "d" may refer to the day of the week, for which you can get a value of 1-7.

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