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06-24-2010, 12:10 AM
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06-24-2010, 12:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Singapore | | | That's ridiculous. Aren't headlines supposed to be short and eye-catching?
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06-24-2010, 12:35 AM
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06-24-2010, 01:06 AM
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06-24-2010, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMan118  I dont see anything | Same here, which makes for an awful headline.  / 
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06-24-2010, 01:35 AM
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06-24-2010, 01:57 AM
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06-24-2010, 02:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | that needs punctuation. 
did the woman in the sumo suit wave at the man in the snickers suit and then assault her ex? or did she assault her ex for waving at the man in the snickers suit?
on second though what is with the weird costumes anyway?
is the ex ok?
sounds like the ex is now a former lesbian that now has a fondness for chocolate? 
this article needs elaboration.
looks to me like the headline was effective. 
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06-24-2010, 04:39 AM
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06-24-2010, 05:00 AM
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06-24-2010, 05:12 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | One of our local papers way back in the 80's ran a series of stories about a dismembered head found on a golf course (sick, I know), but for the next week or two it was known simply as "Head". It was a disturbing situation but people still laugh about the headlines from one of our local papers:
"Found, Head", "Head Had AIDS", etc etc.
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06-24-2010, 06:02 AM
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06-24-2010, 06:52 AM
| | | | Is there someone telling people to spread this headline around? This is the third forum I've seen with people lauding this mildly humorous headline as the best ever.
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06-24-2010, 07:01 AM
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06-24-2010, 07:05 AM
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06-24-2010, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist Is there someone telling people to spread this headline around? This is the third forum I've seen with people lauding this mildly humorous headline as the best ever. | Ah c'mon, quit being such a sour puss! How often do you see such a long and crazy headline as such in the paper? ITS FUNNY!!! LAUGH!!!
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06-24-2010, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist Is there someone telling people to spread this headline around? This is the third forum I've seen with people lauding this mildly humorous headline as the best ever. | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Ah c'mon, quit being such a sour puss! How often do you see such a long and crazy headline as such in the paper? ITS FUNNY!!! LAUGH!!! | Yeah. Or it's punishable by b&hammer and death.
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06-24-2010, 08:39 PM
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06-24-2010, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist This is the third forum I've seen with people lauding this mildly humorous headline as the best ever. | I can fix that for you. Stop going to other forums, and just stay here at TalkBass.
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