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03-13-2008, 01:51 PM
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03-13-2008, 01:57 PM
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Does anyone else remember that the mountain man made famous by the movie Jeremiah Johnson was actually John Johnson, called "Liver-Eating Johnson" by the Crow tribe with which he had a long-standing feud? To help create fear, Johnson would actually remove the liver from a dead enemy and take a bite out of it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver-Eating_Johnson
Johnson was also reputed to be able to kick harder than just about any other human. He used this as a weapon in hand to hand fighting.
The mountain men were not fastidious about such things. This is a latter-day terrorist-oriented implementation of the same psychological ploy. I don't approve of it, but it's not something new under the sun.
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03-13-2008, 02:00 PM
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03-13-2008, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SnoMan | Hahah! I see what you did there. 
But really... 
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Originally Posted by jomahu absolut power corrupts absolootly. | Vodka corrupts you?
...this may explain much about Russia....  
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03-13-2008, 02:26 PM
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03-13-2008, 02:46 PM
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03-13-2008, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Fire These kinds of stories always make me wonder what people taste like. | Horsemeat. Uhhhh... so I've heard...  |
03-13-2008, 02:51 PM
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03-13-2008, 03:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tampa, FL | | | I never understood why it's illegal to eat people, especially in times of famine. Low heat, some dry rub, and a decent BBQ sauce....people probably wouldn't be too bad. Especially us fat lazy Americans.
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03-13-2008, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Fire These kinds of stories always make me wonder what people taste like. | Pork. According to... an article... I read... once.
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03-13-2008, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MoD_Scotty I never understood why it's illegal to eat people, especially in times of famine. Low heat, some dry rub, and a decent BBQ sauce....people probably wouldn't be too bad. Especially us fat lazy Americans. | Um, your joking right?  |
03-13-2008, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj Pork. According to... an article... I read... once. |
hm... so would you have to cook it through completely like pork, or can I order a medium rare human?
I've always wondered what human tastes like also...
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03-13-2008, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser hm... so would you have to cook it through completely like pork, or can I order a medium rare human?
I've always wondered what human tastes like also... | I'm gonna go with pork, as well. I once had to smother a fire with my hands to avoid my biology teacher seeing it and that's what they smelled like after I was done.
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03-13-2008, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings Um, your joking right? | Of course. Americans aren't fat and lazy.
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03-13-2008, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MoD_Scotty Of course. Americans aren't fat and lazy. | Ok. Just making sure.  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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