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11-12-2010, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Wired If guys can find a way to operate laptop computers with their legs apart, they might limit their risk of infertility, a new study finds. Keeping the legs splayed while using a laptop generated substantially less damaging heat in the scrotum than keeping legs together, scientists report online Nov. 8 in Fertility and Sterility. Putting a shield under the laptop didn’t seem to help beat the heat. |
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11-12-2010, 06:36 AM
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11-12-2010, 10:32 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York City | | | I don't understand this "risk of infertility"
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11-12-2010, 11:16 AM
|  | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | | who places a laptop that close to their junk anyway? Whenever it's on my lap, it's practically hanging off of my knee.
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11-12-2010, 11:17 AM
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11-12-2010, 11:56 AM
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11-12-2010, 12:02 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Your bit's are slightly warmer than the rest of you though no?
I was told this in gym class one winter to explain why the rest of the lads had their hands down their shorts. : )
Gotta be aware of the temp's ; )
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11-12-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Skitch it! Your bit's are slightly warmer than the rest of you though no?
I was told this in gym class one winter to explain why the rest of the lads had their hands down their shorts. : )
Gotta be aware of the temp's ; ) | Anywhere there are a lot of, or large, vessels that aren't exposed often to the air will be warmer. Your knee and arm pits for example as well.
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11-12-2010, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Anywhere there are a lot of, or large, vessels that aren't exposed often to the air will be warmer. Your knee and arm pits for example as well. | I believe your scrotum sack has to be a few degree's warmer than the rest of you though, to keep your tadpole's in shape, I may be wrong, that was explained in a school yard 27 years ago ; )
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11-12-2010, 01:33 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | Meh. I've caught my limit of kidlets. It matters not to me if the tadpoles don't swim as well as they used to. |
11-12-2010, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight There's also a study that says that men who masturbate daily have a lower incidence of prostate cancer. | Sounds plausible! My bandmate's urologist encouraged him to monkeyspank regularly following his vasectomy; told him it would lessen the chance of prostate cancer. |
11-12-2010, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight There's also a study that says that men who masturbate daily have a lower incidence of prostate cancer. |
Looks like I'm gonna live forever. |
11-13-2010, 05:50 AM
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11-13-2010, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric Perry Hairy palms? Check! Blindness? Check!! Squeaky clean prostate? Check!!! | plewasem i musrtrbaTE EBERY Dy anf i cam see finme.
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11-13-2010, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoover I don't understand this "risk of infertility"
I want to be shooting blanks! Gonna go get me some x-rays now. | |
11-13-2010, 02:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | The balls are actually cooler than the rest of the body. The nuts act like a refrigerator for the sperm. That is why the testes do not like the warmer temperatures. Keep your chicken nuggets safe. |
11-13-2010, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi who places a laptop that close to their junk anyway? Whenever it's on my lap, it's practically hanging off of my knee. | word. my thighs are burning, but my dudes are just fine.
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