Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

Thunderscreech · #1 02-23-2009, 10:47 PM

Basically, just corrupt the wish of the person above you.

I wish I had Ten Thousand Dollars.

doctorjazz · #2 02-23-2009, 10:54 PM

Granted... in Zimbabwean (?) currency.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

TheGrizz · #3 02-23-2009, 10:56 PM

Wish granted...at a hot dog eating contest.

I wish I was an astronaut.

Trevorus · #4 02-23-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGrizz

Wish granted...at a hot dog eating contest.

I wish I was an astronaut.

But he'd forget to put the helmet on right and get sucked thru a hole 1 millimeter wide.

I wish I was buff.

Deluge Of Sound · #5 02-23-2009, 10:59 PM

You become buff, as a side effect you also suffer from ED.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

doctorjazz · #6 02-23-2009, 11:03 PM

Granted. I am a shark.

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.

gold_member_321 · #7 02-23-2009, 11:08 PM

Granted by you got dropped on the floor of a very dirty McDonalds.

I wish all the snow was gone.

doctorjazz · #8 02-23-2009, 11:10 PM

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish I was asleep.

Atoz · #9 02-23-2009, 11:14 PM

Granted, but you are naked in downtown Tijuana.

I wish I could actually play the bass well.

doctorjazz · #10 02-23-2009, 11:29 PM

Granted. You receive little to no recognition for your talent outside the bass-playing world. (It's only funny because it's true)

I wish I had a Photoshop thread nearly as awesome as yours.

ehque · #11 02-23-2009, 11:42 PM

Granted. You are now Mosh Girl.

I wish i understood women.

Deluge Of Sound · #12 02-23-2009, 11:44 PM

Granted, you are a woman.

I wish I could wake up early.

doctorjazz · #13 02-23-2009, 11:44 PM

Granted. You're gay.

I wish my girlfriend was here.

EDIT: The above was to ehque.

hbarcat · #14 02-24-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doctorjazz

Granted. You're gay.

I wish my girlfriend was here.

EDIT: The above was to ehque.

Granted. Your girlfriend was here. But she left with me.

I wish I was 7' tall.

**embellisher** · #15 02-24-2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hbarcat

Granted. Your girlfriend was here. But she left with me.

I wish I was 7' tall.

You are 7' tall with a micropenis.

I wish I could lose 100 lbs.

Trevorus · #16 02-24-2009, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by embellisher

You are 7' tall with a micropenis.

I wish I could lose 100 lbs.

You lose 100 lbs, by your wife leaving.

I wish I had no GAS.

MakiSupaStar · #17 02-24-2009, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trevorus

You lose 100 lbs, by your wife leaving.

I wish I had no GAS.

Granted. You have had all your limbs removed and have been forced to listen to a continuous stream of Jonas Brothers for a year straight.

Wish I had a bed big enough to sleep with all the sexy asian chicks in Japan.

Deluge Of Sound · #18 02-24-2009, 01:35 AM

Granted, but you suddenly become violently ill every time you come into get close to any woman, Asian or otherwise.

I wish I could drive again.

Nuggets · #19 02-24-2009, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Granted. You have had all your limbs removed and have been forced to listen to a continuous stream of Jonas Brothers for a year straight.

Wish I had a bed big enough to sleep with all the sexy asian chicks in Japan.

Granted, you now have AIDS and a bunch of STDs.

I wish someone wouldn't corrupt my wish...

Lurker79 · #20 02-24-2009, 02:24 AM

Granted, but I'm a liar

I wish this thread would last forever.