Craigslist WIN

[StrangerDanger]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/for/1901006563.html


child cats (Oak Cliff)

Date: 2010-08-15, 11:22PM CDT
Reply to: sale-rpsps-1901006563@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I gots some child cats in my back yard.

I dont know what kind they are but I know that the momma cat left them there so she must not love thems. They real cute. I see a dude cat walking around my street and i think hes the father. He probably dont even know he got child cats in my backyard or he would come take care thems before they get eaten or something crazy.

There are a total of 5 child cats back there. I know three of them are child dude cats because they got cat balls. Thats how you know the diffrents between dude cats and female cats. Dude cats got cat balls. No cat balls, well thats a female cat or a underdeveloped child cat.

emale Rae for more informations

[username n/a]

Oh my sweet baby Jesus...

[tom once dead]

You should get one of the dude child cats.

[Simo98]

Originally Posted by tom once dead

You should get one of the dude child cats.

Hellz yeah, they got cat ballz!

[Thunderscreech]

lol

[Infidelity]

LOL

[DUC1098]

WOW, just.......um.......WOW.

And people wonder why the US is on the fast track down the crapper. Another win for the US education system.

Well, at least he almost used, sort of, proper grammar. Must have been an "A" student, obviously with a major in Anatomy/Physiology.

If nothing else, he does have his heart in the right place looking for help for the "child cats".

[DigMe]

My first thought was that Rae was putting us on but then I saw Oak Cliff and now I'm not sure.

bc

[John Ruiz]

gold

[MIJ-VI]

As someone who never completed high school, my reaction is...

[jp58]

And now my day has become better. And considering the fail involved, that's saying something.

[Strat-Mangler]

This was posted months ago on another msg board as a CL ad, so I doubt that's real.

This latest version definitely isn't.

I personally doubt even the original posting is real.

[KeithBMI]

She must be a communications major.

[MatticusMania]

I don't know about you guys, but that ad made me want a new kitten. I keep telling my fiancee, we need to get a child cat with cat balls!

[line6man]

If you translate this to Chinese and back, (Totally random IM conversation, don't ask.) it comes out like this:

I GOTS cat some of the children in my backyard.
I do not know what they are, but I know, let them have a mother cat to her not to love thems. They really cute. I saw a guy walking on the street in my cat, I think his father. He may not even know he was a child in my backyard to take care of the cat or he will only get something to eat thems, or crazy.
Currently a total of five children cat back. I know they are three children, because they got the ball Playboy Cat. How do you know diffrents between the cat and cat Playboy. Dodd cat cat ball. No cat ball, and that a female cat or cat-developed children.


Now someone tell me where the hell "playboy" came from?

[FilterFunk]

Where I come from, we describe something like this with the slang word "ignint." It doesn't even qualify as ignorant; it's beyond that!

[Stu L.]

Originally Posted by DigMe

My first thought was that Rae was putting us on but then I saw Oak Cliff and now I'm not sure.

bc

My thoughts exactly. Weird.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by line6man

I know they are three children, because they got the ball Playboy Cat.

How do you know diffrents between the cat and cat Playboy.

No cat ball, and that a female cat or cat-developed children.

Awesome!