Crazy stuff you would do/already do on stage...

Tommygunn · #1 09-05-2009, 07:23 PM

I thought it would be funny to see what people do on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xntxi8Xt260

I would sing like flea^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1bG2...om=PL&index=83

Amp hump durring guitar solos... I need more spotlight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfs7...m=PL&index=160

Yell at fans and have them cheering cause they are too drunk to realize what he is saying

What are yours?

LCW · #2 09-05-2009, 08:57 PM

I have taken my pants off haha , other then that i just move around alot.

Tommygunn · #3 09-06-2009, 08:03 AM

smooth...

thefruitfarmer · #4 09-06-2009, 12:44 PM

We did have the idea once........

of filling the stage with dry ice / stage smoke.

Then the band appear out of the fog...

........wearing GAS MASKS!!

SpamBot · #5 09-06-2009, 12:57 PM

I need to figure out how to spin the bass around my shoulder. That'd be cool.

**SamanthaCay** · #6 09-07-2009, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SpamBot

I need to figure out how to spin the bass around my shoulder. That'd be cool.

I spent all day practicing that in my back yard. I had it down! then I went and tried it at a gig only to have my headstock hit the back of my leg. it hurt like hell, so be careful. I guess the craziest thing I ever did was singling out a group of frat boys in the front by the stage. I said some really offensive things that had the rest of the audience dying with laughter, the frat boys not so much. they told my guitarist that they would be waiting outside for us as we left. im glad that bar had a back door and an owner that would let us pick up our equipment the next day. that was a good gig.

tom once dead · #7 09-07-2009, 07:20 AM

Our Breakdowns are incredibly slow, and we dont take the whole thing seriously. More than once *while I was in the moment* I have pulled my fly down at the start of a breakdown then back up at the end.

We have also done things like take off our jumpers off in the breakdown; now THATS a challenge. We also have muck around fights, like go to "powerstance" next to the guitard, but accually kick the back of his knee, or knee his thigh, or push him accross the stage; and I get it all back.

DigMe · #8 09-07-2009, 09:55 AM

We had a plan where we would have a model of stonehenge descend from the ceiling and then a couple of druids would dance around it. That didn't work out so well.

bc

Stanley Design · #9 09-07-2009, 10:13 AM

There's nothing legal that I wouldn't do onstage except homosexuality.

Things I have done include.....

Puking on the drummer/drumkit.
Puking on the crowd.
Beating up the guitarist mid solo.
Beating up a crowd member.
Wearing a dress.
Wearing tighty whiteys.
Getting naked.
Smashing beer bottles on my face.
Smashing microphone on my forehead.
Flossing my teeth.
Chugging a beer bong.
Playing gameboy.
Playing nintendo.

WookieeForLife · #10 09-07-2009, 04:15 PM

Not to be mean, but shouldnt this be in a diffrent forum? Like misc?

Combat Chuck · #11 09-07-2009, 04:25 PM

I have yet to successfully get a girl's number in the audience while still playing whatever song we're playing. That is my goal.

Tommygunn · #12 09-08-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LCW

I have taken my pants off haha , other then that i just move around alot.

Are you markey mark?

Hoover · #13 09-08-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Design

There's nothing legal that I wouldn't do onstage except homosexuality.

Alright, I got one up on you...although I'd never play Nintendo, so we're even.

Tommygunn · #14 09-16-2009, 03:50 PM

Oh I got a new one... so I've done some jams for parents with the band (gigs LOL)

Turn the guitarists amp down after he turned up so you couldn't hear me for the song

Simo98 · #15 09-16-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SpamBot

I need to figure out how to spin the bass around my shoulder. That'd be cool.

Important message of the day: Strap Locks.

although it could potentialy be mroe spectacular without them.. you may need a backup bass..

Tommygunn · #16 09-16-2009, 06:58 PM

Yesssir!^

hover · #17 09-16-2009, 07:02 PM

I went to take a pee mid-song....

Bob the bassist · #18 09-16-2009, 07:29 PM

We used to attack our opening acts with pies and silly string.

SpamBot · #19 09-16-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Simo98

Important message of the day: Strap Locks.

although it could potentialy be mroe spectacular without them.. you may need a backup bass..

I'll one-up your straplocks. My J has eyelets in the place of buttons, and I attach the strap with a carabeener. No way that's even coming out.

tom once dead · #20 09-16-2009, 10:13 PM

I almost did something new last weekend, and that was fall off the stage, thank god I didn't.