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Old 02-01-2012, 06:01 PM
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Creepiest. Craigslist ad. Ever.

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"Free, Free, Free, Motorhome, 1977, owner deceased, have Death Certificate, no title available.. Does not run. Very worn. Must be moved immediately. Did I mention free? must email me if interested.."

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Old 02-01-2012, 06:05 PM
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Hella sketchy.

I bet it comes with free "ventilation" holes in the bathroom walls too....
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:08 PM
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Or free meth lab components.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:10 PM
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You should wear down your cell phone battery, let your fuel gauge get almost to E, and go check the place out in the middle of the night.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:54 PM
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You should wear down your cell phone battery, let your fuel gauge get almost to E, and go check the place out in the middle of the night.
Right. All I could think of when reading this was, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
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tell him the cab could double as a pulpit. A gloriously rawkin pulpit.
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:05 PM
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I double dog dare you to spend the night there alone. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:12 PM
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:12 PM
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I double dog dare you to spend the night there alone. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!
At least you didn't throw out the the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. For that there is no counteraction and the dare must be carried out.

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Old 02-01-2012, 07:17 PM
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Ill take it! Just tell me where!!...ill bring my own rohypnol.
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:17 PM
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There is a counteraction: Mutually Assured Destruction.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:31 AM
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I'll take it, but only if I get the Death Certificate too. I don't want a dead motorhome without the paperwork to tell people it's dead.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:59 AM
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Sissies!!!!!

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Old 02-02-2012, 04:06 AM
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77? Might have a big block in it.
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Old 02-02-2012, 08:00 AM
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Might seem a little creepy, but not necessarily *that* creepy. Old guy parks his motorhome, leaves it for years, doesn't bother registering it anymore and the title gets lost. Then he dies. Family member comes along and is now trying to dispose of it.

Present-day example: Veronica's recent passing has left me with her SUV parked in my driveway. The title is in her name, and I have her death certificate. I'm not next of kin since we never married. She had no will and no other estate. Here in Tennessee, I will file an Affidavit of Inheritanceship which her next-of-kin (her daughter) will sign, along with the death certificate, and a new title will be issued to whoever we decide will get the SUV (and we'll then put it up for sale to pay for the funeral costs). At least I hope that's how it works out.
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probably didn't mention that the owner deceased in 1977 and currently still resides in the motorhome
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