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All I wanted was Cup of Noodle for dinner. All I had was Cup of Moths. How the hell do they get into a sealed container?
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This reminds me of Munji's Quantum Theory of Cup O' Noodles. For instance, let's say you've got a Shrimp Cup O' Noodles. At some point during the production of a batch of Shrimp Cup O' Noodles, they introduce a single shrimp into one of the containers. Once it is sealed, there immediately occurs a probability amplitude that the shrimp will be in any container in that batch. The shrimp is in all containers at the same time until you open one, and then it's either there or it's not. One time I got the quantum shrimp.
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This reminds me of Munji's Quantum Theory of Cup O' Noodles. For instance, let's say you've got a Shrimp Cup O' Noodles. At some point during the production of a batch of Shrimp Cup O' Noodles, they introduce a single shrimp into one of the containers. Once it is sealed, there immediately occurs a probability amplitude that the shrimp will be in any container in that batch. The shrimp is in all containers at the same time until you open one, and then it's either there or it's not. One time I got the quantum shrimp.
After getting a solid 3 minutes of laughter out of this I'm now contemplating the applications of quantum physics in other aspects of daily life. For instance, whenever I grab season salt to cook with the amount never actually seems to decrease... hmmmm.
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Are the lids on those not sealed? It just seemed to slide off?
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Are the lids on those not sealed? It just seemed to slide off?



Yeah,looking at that vid again,it seems kinda fishy.


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This reminds me of Munji's Quantum Theory of Cup O' Noodles. For instance, let's say you've got a Shrimp Cup O' Noodles. At some point during the production of a batch of Shrimp Cup O' Noodles, they introduce a single shrimp into one of the containers. Once it is sealed, there immediately occurs a probability amplitude that the shrimp will be in any container in that batch. The shrimp is in all containers at the same time until you open one, and then it's either there or it's not. One time I got the quantum shrimp.
I thought that was Schrodinger's shrimp?
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I thought that was Schrodinger's shrimp?
That would be in regards to if the shrimp is alive or if the contents of the cup have killed it. Due to the probability of such a toxic reaction the shrimp is in an intermediary quantum state until the package is opened. This would only concern one package, not a quantum dislocation between multiple packages as previously mentioned.

We can also show, mathematically that the change in shrimp and taste of said ramen can be related to the quantity of hats within the household:

ΔsΔp ≥ ħ/2

Where s is the shrimp, p is the palatability and ħ is the prevalence of hats in the household.
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This reminds me of Munji's Quantum Theory of Cup O' Noodles. For instance, let's say you've got a Shrimp Cup O' Noodles. At some point during the production of a batch of Shrimp Cup O' Noodles, they introduce a single shrimp into one of the containers. Once it is sealed, there immediately occurs a probability amplitude that the shrimp will be in any container in that batch. The shrimp is in all containers at the same time until you open one, and then it's either there or it's not. One time I got the quantum shrimp.

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They probably entered the package as larvae or even eggs at the packing plant, then sealed up. Poor things lived their whole lives that way! Where's PETA? Where's the outrage? They should be compensated! Who knows a good moth attorney?
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They probably entered the package as larvae or even eggs at the packing plant, then sealed up. Poor things lived their whole lives that way! Where's PETA? Where's the outrage? They should be compensated! Who knows a good moth attorney?
I'll wait for the advertisement featuring some ridiculously hot naked woman with moths covering her naughty bits. It'll have "Moths are people too!" written in the smallest legible font at the very bottom of the poster.
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This reminds me of Munji's Quantum Theory of Cup O' Noodles. For instance, let's say you've got a Shrimp Cup O' Noodles. At some point during the production of a batch of Shrimp Cup O' Noodles, they introduce a single shrimp into one of the containers. Once it is sealed, there immediately occurs a probability amplitude that the shrimp will be in any container in that batch. The shrimp is in all containers at the same time until you open one, and then it's either there or it's not. One time I got the quantum shrimp.
I'm not ashamed to admit I had to read this multiple times to understand it. Friggin' quantum physics.
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This is gonna give the creeps, but...no pics, no Mothy Cup o' Noodles!

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I thought that was Schrödinger's shrimp?
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