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Old 08-12-2010, 04:00 PM
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Post Dead cows being cloned to increase US beef output.

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Cells from dead cattle are being used to create clones in an effort to boost beef production in the US, BBC News reports.

Cows are cloned based on desired traits such as meat quality, longevity and productivity, but some farmers believe the best specimens can't be determined until deceased, when their meat is available to analyze.

When a specific cow determined to be an extraordinary example is cloned, the newly-created creature is then bred with naturally born cows in the hopes that their offspring will inherit some of the special characteristics of the original cow.

The US Food and Drug Administration determined meat and milk from cloned animals to be safe two years ago, though Whole Foods Market has banned the sale of such products. Its global vice-president, Margaret Wittenberg, told BBC News, "A lot of customers in the United States are oblivious of it," referring to products of cloned livestock in the US food chain.
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Yup, the US certainly could use more beep.
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^ Ah, damn. Beep me to it.
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I'm afraid the US beep output has maxed out with all the main news channels covering this year's soccer world cup.
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ha i love how none of these are serious posts

really tho i thought cloning was illegal, or does that just apply to humans?
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Por serio, things like this are why I am glad I do not eat meat.
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I don't see the big beef is about beeping cattle!

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I really should be doing udder things.
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Por serio, things like this are why I am glad I do not eat meat.
Yes, if people started mass-producing vegetables by cloning too, I don't know what I'd do.

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Yes, if people started mass-producing vegetables by cloning too, I don't know what I'd do.

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I thought that it was diversity in the gene pools that lead to a stronger race of cows. This may very well be the beginning of the end of cows as we know them.
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Next thing you know, there will start popping up blind, banjo playing cows
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I wonder if PETA will have beef with this...
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