Dear Gard: 12/19/09

[jazzbo]

This is just a tiny, tiny sample. I couldn't be bothered to find all your drivel.

Originally Posted by Gard

So, you two Cowpatty fans want to tell me with a straight face that you'd rather have Romo behind the center on 12/19 than Brees?
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

This one is my favorites.
And to answer your questions sir: Yes, yes I would rather have Romo behind center on 12/19.

Originally Posted by Gard

I'll counter Miles Austin with this thought:
Marques Colston
Lance Moore
Devery Henderson
Robert Meacham
Jeremy Shockey
Oh, and Drew Brees, yeah, him too.
12.19.09
It's all talk until then.
But, think about THIS.
Those guys spotted one of the better defenses in the league a 21 point lead, then beat them by 12.

Originally Posted by Gard

coughcoughcoughhorse$4!7coughcoughcough
Please, check yourself.
The Saints spotted 21 to the Dolphins, then TOOK IT BACK with interest. Did you watch the game? I thought not.
They went out and just beat them up in the 2nd half. The defense held Miami to ONE first down in the first 6 possessions they had in the 2nd half. The took the wildcat and stuck it right back in Ronnie Brown's face. They also ran Bell right at the Dolphins and ran all over them.
You better sweat, because they'll be better by 12.19.09, and your Cowbabies need to play them in the 'Dome.

Originally Posted by Gard

...y'know, you're tiresome, you silly English KNNNN-NIGG-IT!!!
12.19.09

Originally Posted by Gard

...not yet, but stop back by on 12.20.09, and there'll be smeared cowpatties everywhere...

Originally Posted by Gard

I'll give credit where it is due, so far: the Cowpatties are playing much better than I thought they would.
That said, 12/19 will be a telling day, it'll be right in the middle of the standard issue Dall@$$ season-ending meltdown, or they'll finally figure out how to avoid it.
I'm pretty confident that the SAINTS will be getting ready to close out the year with not only their division won, but homefield through the playoffs.
Maybe after the schooling the Cowgirls are going to receive next month, your "S" key will unstick itself.

Originally Posted by Gard

We'll be doing what we can to help on 12/19, Ed.

Originally Posted by Gard

Oh, and Cowgirls fans, that "win"...you better bring more than that on 12/19, or you're in sheep dip.

Originally Posted by Gard

The Saints will be seeing your Cowpatties 12/19/09, and you better hope they bring their best, or well...ask the Patsies what the 'Dome is like when the fans get wound up (FYI, when Mike McKenzie broke up the 4th down pass to Moss in the 3rd quarter, the official dB meter on the field was at 120 dB for over a minute).

Originally Posted by Gard

I'm betting that Dallas goes 1-4 and backs right OUT of the playoffs (and the "1" won't be on 12.19.09 ).
I know guys that are betting on them going 0-5...

Originally Posted by Gard

...typical Cowpatties fan...
Only thing worthy of a response gets this reply:
I never said the Cowboys WOULD go 0-5, just that if they were going to do one or the other, they are more likely to go 0-5 than to go 5-0. Nothing black or white about the statement, but apparently, when it comes to the Cowgirls, SPAZZBLOW has reading comprehension issues.

As for 12.19.09, we got the lights ON for your 'boys, but they're goin' OFF on them once we get 'em on the field.
Ever stood inside a jet engine at takeoff and tried to call a football play? That is what hRomo and friends will be dealing with that Saturday night.
If Tom "By God" Brady ended the night with a 53.9 QB rating, I'm guessing hRomo will not even make it on the charts.

Originally Posted by Gard

...speaking of "organizational issues", you're a Dallas Cowboys fan, right?
I assure you, he has all the support he needs at this point, and they'll drive that home to you on 12/19

[jazzbo]

[jazzbo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YusZeCMFEo

[jazzbo]

[fo shizzle]

Originally Posted by jazzbo

Strange picture......... Brees still has the ball

[fo shizzle]

I still want one of these shirts:

[jrthebassguy]

While I may not be a Cowboys fan....bravo. Bravo good sir.

[cheezewiz]

Ya know, I HATE the Cowboys, and I STILL LOVE this thread!

[baba]

Oh dear..... GO COWBOYS!!!!!

[Joe Gress]

Only two days late...

[Number27]

this thread has more win in it than the rest of time

[NoTalentHack]

Originally Posted by cheezewiz

Ya know, I HATE the Cowboys, and I STILL LOVE this thread!

Me too. It is hilarious . . .

[DaveDeVille]

Originally Posted by jazzbo

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[Nino Valenti]

Originally Posted by david meissner

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HAHAHAHAH!!!

[iamlowsound]

Originally Posted by fo shizzle

Strange picture......... Brees still has the ball

You are missing the point that he is getting sacked. I am not a fan of either team, but this thread makes me smile nonetheless. Where is Gard?

lowsound

[Kwesi]

Originally Posted by jazzbo

YEEEE-HAWW!!

"Git R' Done!", "Ride 'em Cowboy!", "Now Squeal Like a Pig!", "I Got Me a Big 'Un!" and any number of other phrases would've worked, I just chose the simplest one and stuck a second exclamation point on there for good measure

Not a big sports fan but this had to be done, lol

[MJ5150]

Good stuff, good stuff.

-Mike

[LilRay]

All hail the Blue Teletubby and The Cowboys

First win in the Superdome for Jerry Jones' Cowboys.

Way to go Jazz

God Bless, Ray

[LilRay]

Originally Posted by LilRay

Throw down all the bad ju ju you wish to

But come Sunday morn YOUR face will be covered with Doo Doo

The Gris Gris man may have a plan

But his weak spell he will not see true

For by the stroke of Midnight all things will be right

With Baby Bum and all his crew

The Belle of the Ball will surely fall

By the hands of the man named Romo

Felix Jones will freely roam

While the crowd in the dome shouts "oh no!"

Ratliff and Ware will have their share of your precious leader Brees

They will cause him distress and hours of unrest

While they knock him down on his knees

The Dome may be loud But LilRay will be proud

When all is said and done

Cast all your spells and I'll wish you Hell

Better hope that spell comes true

Of that Voodoo that you do so well

No Legbow or Marie Laveau

I need no calling of spirits past

And the only Cow Horn I'm here to warn

Shall be shoved up Mister Brees' A$$



God Bless, Ray

Originally Posted by LilRay

Keep talkin bro. I just hope for you Brees ain't hurt by 12/19 to give you any excuses. I'll point ya back to all this

I ain't gonna hear no "but ifs" when Dallas comes into the Dome and hands the Saints their first L

God Bless, Ray

Originally Posted by Gard

"...doing well enough..."

To what, beat a 3-8 team by one point?

Well enough had better become a whole lot better before 12.19 my friend, because well enough will end up "well, we got beat" real quick in NOLA.





No argument there. hRomo is too thick-headed to know when he's beat.



Better keep hopin', because y'all ain't got the horses to "stomp" a good team, just teams like the Ray-duhs....

Quoted myself and one of Gards posts.

God Bless, Ray

[Ziltoid]

Hey comon, don't make Gard throw himself off a bridge.