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04-10-2010, 04:28 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | Dear Talkbass, whats with my nipple?
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So i"m in the shower just the other day, doing who knows what, and I realize that my left nipple is surrounded by some manly looking black hairs. "Way to go Paul," I thought to myself. Then I gandered over at me right nipple...NOTHING. I feel slightly awkward going swimming with sexy ladies this summer knowing full well that my one nipple isnt as manly as the other. Is this bad nutrition? Should I shave around my left nipple?
What would you do. |
04-10-2010, 04:30 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | I would get a nipple wig for the right one.
Fortuned I am, blessed with a fine man forest upon my chest.
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04-10-2010, 04:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | Can you link me to said wig? |
04-10-2010, 04:31 PM
|  | I took the one less traveled by | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reims, Champagne, France | | | Or a nipple waxing for the left one. |
04-10-2010, 04:33 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218  Can you link me to said wig? | Your local wig maker should be able to cater to your needs. |
04-10-2010, 04:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Just get one of those Janet Jackson nipple shileds. 
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04-10-2010, 04:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newark, NJ | | | All the hair on my body grew in uneven, it'll even out eventually, might take a year or so though. Till then there is always the razor or the tweasers(sp?).
What would a nipple wig be called? A Nirkin? A Nioupe? |
04-10-2010, 04:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Santa Cruz CA | | | a wig is up top... a merkin is south of the border... what to call a nipple wig...
EDIT: nice typing/thinking skills dudeist. you win. |
04-10-2010, 04:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | | Shave it. I shave my whole chest (it's tattooed) and have shaved my nipples since high school because it was where the only few hairs grew.
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04-10-2010, 04:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | I fear the power of my Mach IV razor will take my nipple clean off if im not careful. |
04-10-2010, 05:01 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | Wax it, but only if you're going to video it. |
04-10-2010, 05:02 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | No pics, no hairy nipple. |
04-10-2010, 05:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver Fortuned I am blessed with a fine man forest upon my chest. | +1
EDIT: Just to clarify, the +1 was to indicate that I also have a fine man forest, rather than agreeing that Mr Reaver has a fine man forest. Although there were a number of pictures posted in that other thread, so it could be taken both ways...
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04-10-2010, 05:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | | How about gluing hair from another department around your bald nipple? |
04-10-2010, 05:04 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson No pics, no hairy nipple. | Mark Wilson: Nipple Voyeur |
04-10-2010, 05:27 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson No pics, no hairy nipple. | Were going to need both for evidence of awkward nipples though. |
04-10-2010, 05:52 PM
|  | As a matter of fact....I am your Queen!
Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Seattle Washington | | I shave a lot.........Places most folks don't.
You don't want to shave that nipple with a straight razor, it'll itch like a ************!
The only cure would be some Cortizone creme, try trimming it with the beard attachment on your electric razor, much easier and no itching  |
04-10-2010, 06:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Houston, Tx | | Not as bad as me... for the longest time I had a forest of hairs under one arm and only a few under the other arm.  |
04-10-2010, 06:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | I would pluck / tweeze each one, hair by hair. So MANLY!
But, if you do, two hairs grow back in its place...
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04-10-2010, 06:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 I fear the power of my Mach IV razor will take my nipple clean off if im not careful. | You don't go over the nipple, you just take off the hair around it like vacuuming around a lamp.
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