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Old 06-03-2008, 03:24 PM
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OK... so now the big thing in NY/NJ is to slather hemorrhoid ointment on your chest before you go clubbing?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.html

http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com...m-of-crop.html (warning: language)
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:26 PM
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This sets whole new standards of stupid.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:27 PM
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I uh... Man people just be stupid.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:29 PM
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... Idiot central.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:30 PM
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:30 PM
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I wonder if they are related the zima drinking failboaters?
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:31 PM
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I wonder if they are related the zima drinking failboaters?
The East Coast version.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:38 PM
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We've all met guys like this. Invariably they're a-holes. So what else would expect them to slather on?
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:40 PM
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Butt cream for you chest, sounds marketable.
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My only question is how did they get to the point where they're wondering what will happen if they slather themselves in prep H?
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Great.. Guidos and clubbing just got even lamer.
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:17 PM
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I bet each one of these tool use the 'H!!!

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Old 06-03-2008, 04:22 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!


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Old 06-03-2008, 04:26 PM
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:35 PM
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Why don't they just poop on each other's chest and be done with it? Is there an name for that? I know it's not a blumpkin. I know it's not a dirty sanchez. It's not a rusty trombone. What is the name for that?
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Why don't they just poop on each other's chest and be done with it? Is there an name for that? I know it's not a blumpkin. I know it's not a dirty sanchez. It's not a rusty trombone. What is the name for that?

You're referring to a "Cleveland Steamer." No... I do not know this from experience.
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:46 PM
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BINGO!!!!

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I bet each one of these tool use the 'H!!!

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Damn, I had this one ready an all...
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