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Old 12-01-2009, 05:50 PM
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DHMO, DANGER Danger!

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I just drank some DHMO...I'm going to rush to the doctor right now.

From Wikipedia and a few other sites if you google it...

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:04 PM
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You forgot to mention that there is a 100% death rate among those who have ingested it. You're a gonner.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:06 PM
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You're done for, man. Everyone who drinks DHMO ends up dead.
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Well, it doesn't make sense to label it as DHMO; that ruins the joke.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:18 PM
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Can I have your stuff? Except for the DHMO, of course.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:21 PM
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Doesn't that stuff also make up the main ingredient in McDonalds "Special Sauce"?
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I remember when this wasn't funny in 2nd grade. Here it is, not funny, all over again.
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That fail picture just grammatically failed.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:03 PM
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You know, if you smoke pot from a bong, you can easily come in contact with DHMO.
Also, DHMO is commonly used to torture people.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:11 PM
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oh i thought he drank some d-EMO
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:16 PM
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i remember being sent a link to some "dihydrogen monoxide: the silent killer" site some years ago. even as someone who has taken a decent amount of chemistry it had me going for a bit. good times.

as for the fail pic... can someone please tell me what exactly is going on there? i looked at it until my eyes began to bleed, and i still cannot discern what article of clothing is in there. its like a giant eye patch for your butt or something. my best guess is like a g string that is both backwards and sideways.

a mystery is afoot, and i need to get to the bottom of it. hahaha! pun! thanks in advance for any help you can provide.
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as for the fail pic... can someone please tell me what exactly is going on there? i looked at it until my eyes began to bleed, and i still cannot discern what article of clothing is in there. its like a giant eye patch for your butt or something. my best guess is like a g string that is both backwards and sideways.
that's it holmes. the ass floss is to the right.
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This is humor? So American humor can be worse than British humor eh?




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One of the worst things about this DHMO is that it is as plentiful as water.
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One of the worst things about this DHMO is that it is as plentiful as water.
dude, seriously...
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No, not seriously...sarcastically
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