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11-02-2008, 07:20 PM
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11-02-2008, 07:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Why was six afraid of seven?
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Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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11-02-2008, 07:24 PM
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11-02-2008, 07:27 PM
| | | | Well, some may give the response "Because seven 'eight' nine", but I believe that it goes much deeper than that. You see, it started when they were kids, and seven, being a good bit bigger than six, bullied them from a young age. In their adulthood, they were able to put aside their differences and work in harmony in the convenience store "76", however six seems to have a mild case of post traumatic stress syndrome causing him to occasionally flash back to the days when 7 would constantly torture him. And this, my friend, is why six is afraid of seven. | 
11-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jrthebassguy What's a Disraeli gear? |
Ever hear of Google.  | 
11-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jrthebassguy What's a Disraeli gear? | "The title of the album, Disraeli Gears, was actually a bit of an inside joke. Eric Clapton had been thinking of buying a racing bicycle, and was discussing it with Ginger Baker, when Mick Turner, one of the roadies, commented on the performance of "its got them Disraeli Gears" meaning to say "derailleur gears". The band thought this was hilarious, and decided that it should be the title of their next album. Had it not been for Mick, the album would simply have been entitled Cream."
In short, It's Cream's second album, named after a malapropism  | 
11-02-2008, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a Why was six afraid of seven? | Because 7 is you.
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11-02-2008, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fenderhutz Ever hear of Google.  | Never in my life
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11-02-2008, 08:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | How I improve my car's fuel economy without spending any money? Would tying a flock of small children to it be a wise decision?
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11-02-2008, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech How I improve my car's fuel economy without spending any money? Would tying a flock of small children to it be a wise decision? | Well, I'm going to draw a parallel here to " The Wolf Idea". Don't get me wrong, your idea is excellent, and I reccomend that you go for it by all means. This being said, similar to the wolf idea, your idea will likely be consididered unacceptable by some. In the end, just stick to what you believe!  | 
11-02-2008, 08:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | Disraeli, I just found out that my senior quote for the yearbook has to be turned in tomorrow, otherwise I won't get to have one! I thought I had more time, so I haven't put any thought into it. What is a good senior quote?
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11-02-2008, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by nickn Disraeli, I just found out that my senior quote for the yearbook has to be turned in tomorrow, otherwise I won't get to have one! I thought I had more time, so I haven't put any thought into it. What is a good senior quote? | It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
Seriously though.. What kind of thing are you looking for? Something witty? Something inspirational? | 
11-02-2008, 08:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | Well I don't know. I suppose something witty. My original plan was to rickroll the school ("We're no strangers to love....") but someone else is already doing that. 
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11-02-2008, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by nickn Well I don't know. I suppose something witty. My original plan was to rickroll the school ("We're no strangers to love....") but someone else is already doing that.  | ahh, that sucks..
Anyway, I'm horrible at coming up with quotes.. Sorry bro | 
11-02-2008, 08:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | Very well... now to create a thread asking for help 
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11-02-2008, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Bassie We all have the occasional fond thought of you too, Moose...  | Looking for a job in audio/staging ect. in Portland. PM me for my resume.
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11-02-2008, 08:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | why should i ask you and not Maki?
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11-02-2008, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 why should i ask you and not Maki? | Well, you see, in economic times such as these, some people can not afford to pay 2 cents for advice, so I am helping out the community by giving it out for free | 
11-02-2008, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MooseLumps | Oh, but it's already been done.  | 
11-04-2008, 08:24 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | So I'm starting to think more than a few of you jokers are trying to launch a Dr. Phil type career with these "advice" threads.
You get a couple huge threads going on TB, you spread the word around the rest of the net. With all the random things talked about, you're bound to say something somewhat accurate or just little bit funny or catchy. Then you hope you'll get discovered by some Oprah or The View intern and you'll turn into an overnight sensation and be on the cover of People magazine.
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