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Old 03-12-2008, 12:28 PM
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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There are 011101000111011101101111 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Fixed it for you.
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Fixed it for you.
You just proved his point
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I don't get it.
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Fixed it for you.
actauly 2 would be represented by 01.

or in a string it would be 0100000000000000

thats 2.

or as he said 10, it would then be

0101.

but I guess thats the joke and I just got it.

ya I am slow.
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actauly 2 would be represented by 01.

or in a string it would be 0100000000000000

thats 2.
I didnt write the number 2 itself I spelled it out ya know T-W-O.
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