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06-22-2011, 01:21 PM
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06-22-2011, 02:34 PM
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06-22-2011, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Chebass88  How does 'Jesus spalting' impact tone? |  Ah, that thread is already done for me. Well done.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
06-22-2011, 02:42 PM
| | | | what's the best saviour-shaped spalting for metal?
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06-22-2011, 02:45 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Yep, that be Jesus alright.
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06-22-2011, 02:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | I love spalting but I wasn't lucky enough to get any divine beings on my bass.   |
06-22-2011, 02:50 PM
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06-22-2011, 02:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | It probably is but the seller knows that Entwistle on a chair would only fetch $5k!  |
06-22-2011, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by elgecko I love spalting but I wasn't lucky enough to get any divine beings on my bass. | I dunno man, you got a little bit of Jesus going on to the right of the second knob from the top. I see an eye and some hair.
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06-23-2011, 04:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: California | | That's actually a picture of "Wizard," a speedfreak who used to hang around the campus at UC Santa Cruz in 1979. He'd scratch self-portraits of himself into old lumber with a nail. He died when he tried to fly off the overpass on Water Street and fell into traffic.
These portraits occasionally turn up sold by hippies at the flea market for as much as $2. One that was on a chair might bring as much as $5.
I made all that up, but it's substantially more plausible that it being a miraculous appearance of Our Lord's countenance.
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06-23-2011, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Chebass88 How does 'Jesus spalting' impact tone? | With lows from the bowels of the Earth and transcendant highs, your bass will sound heavenly.
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06-23-2011, 06:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Switzerland | | | Just cuz some random piece of wood has grain lines that outline a face, suddenly it HAS to be Jesus, and we all fall to our knees?
They say the chair has healing powers. If so, why don't they just give it to a chair-ity?
Old Irish saying:
It is morally unethical to let a fool keep his money.
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06-23-2011, 06:56 AM
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06-23-2011, 06:59 AM
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06-23-2011, 07:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | I think it looks like a pretty pissed off Jesus.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
06-23-2011, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by L-A I think it looks like a pretty pissed off Jesus. | Looks like a member of Lamb of God.
Would that statement make the universe implode? |
06-23-2011, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by fenderhutz Looks like a member of Lamb of God.
Would that statement make the universe implode? | I don't know. John Lennon could be Ozzy Osbourne's brother and it doesn't make any more sense.
And you could throw Geddy Lee in the mix too.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
06-23-2011, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie With lows from the bowels of the Earth and transcendant highs, your bass will sound heavenly. | Quote:
Originally Posted by fenderhutz Wouldn't that be considered a (en)graven image? | Awesome. Keep 'em coming! |
06-23-2011, 11:58 AM
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06-23-2011, 12:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Mufasa believes in Jesus too. Here, take a look at him from behind. The power of the lord invades all.  Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Mufasa!! |
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