Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?

[Nino Valenti]

You can't make this crap up!!!!!

http://www.time.com/time/health/arti...700821,00.html

[Ericman197]

It is true. I have paid for sex from a monkey.

[Nino Valenti]

Originally Posted by Ericman197

It is true. I have paid for sex from a monkey.

Me, too... she gets around the NYC area.

HAHAHAHA

[allenhumble]

Dont forget to ware your peel. That dirty little slut.

[SteveC]

We all do in one way or another. Dinner, movie, self respect, dignity, a ring, etc.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Hate to be a pain, but theres already a thread on the subject

[MakiSupaStar]

All monkeys either pay with time or bananas. That's the nature of the beast.

[hbarcat]

...traded grooming services for sex with females; researchers, who studied the monkeys for some 20 months,...



When I first read this, I thought it said "with female researchers".

[hbarcat]

I've said this before and it's never been more true than when applied to this story: Humans are nothing more than apes who've learned how to play with fire.

If anyone thinks humans aren't constantly doing the equivalent of what these monkeys are doing by paying for sex, then they must not get out much.

[EricF]

Would you want to have sex with a dirty monkey? (Maki, you don't need to answer ) The male monkeys are just trying to clean the ladies up a bit before gettin' to some jungle lovin'.

[Asa Samuel]

Yeah i got around $50.

[Nino Valenti]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

Hate to be a pain, but theres already a thread on the subject

I thought there would be but I didn't do a search because my thread is better.

[MakiSupaStar]

Originally Posted by EricF

Would you want to have sex with a dirty monkey? (Maki, you don't need to answer ) The male monkeys are just trying to clean the ladies up a bit before gettin' to some jungle lovin'.

I've had dirty monkey sex. Does that count?

[Valerus]

That's hilarious.

[Vandelay]

[EricF]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

I've had dirty monkey sex. Does that count?

Mmmm...sweeeet dirty monkey sex.

[Techmonkey]

Haha, I don't think I could have chosen a more perfect thread for my 1000th post.


it's gotta be said. those fellas are pretty smart. but that link did leave me laughing off my chair.

[Bob Clayton]

(boss to lab tech): ok, now brian, things are kinda slow around here now... so what we're gonna do... is get about 50 monkeys, half male and half female.. and we're going to see if the males offer the females anything in exchange for intercourse.

lab tech: so... we're going to see if the monkeys pay for sex.

boss: yes... those filthy whores..

[skaliwag66]

Ask your parents.