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Old 01-25-2011, 02:47 AM
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Well, do you?

Me? Yep. I've had it since 3rd grade and it's only gotten wore. It used to really freak me out when I was younger because any words dirtiest definition would be the very first to pop into my head but eventually I grew to kind of enjoy it but only laugh to myself instead of saying whatever I was thinking out loud. I get the feeling I'd have a lot less friends if I didn't censor myself . I have to keep myself in check around most girls that I don't know well enough to joke around with, lol.
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yes, and i think that the internal filter that is supposed to keep the jokes clean and appropriate is defective.

i almost said "thats what she said" in church the other day.
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yea.. i guess its just the way i was raised.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:16 AM
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:23 AM
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:26 AM
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of course i do,.. don't we all?!! i am always in trouble because i just don't care most of the time.
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I have an 18 month old daughter and a 5 year old son. I see every child genre show there is, watching with them and I tell you what, there are things running around in my head when I see Nina and Kelly and Genevieve and Dennisha and Liz and etc., etc.,,,,,,,,
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:05 AM
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:14 AM
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dirty. i cuss A LOT, (if you've ever played with me on xbox live, that's normal for me), and just generally have a very dirty mind to begin with. luckily, i work in a kitchen, so i can talk all the **** i want to the other cooks and it's all good.
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:24 AM
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:26 AM
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Well, do you?

Me? Yep. I've had it since 3rd grade
2nd grade for me. Or that's as far as my 'dirty' memory goes

I think all guys have a dirty mind in some capacity. If not, we wouldn't be genuine males
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:46 AM
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Dirty minds are fine. Dirty mouth to go with it can be a problem.
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:51 AM
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Meh genetic predisposition IMO
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I have this thing called a penis, and these other things called raging hormones. So the answer to your question would be yes. Yes, I have a dirty mind. And no, I dont mind.



Its even better when youve got a chick with a dirtier mind than you!
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I have this thing called a penis, and these other things called raging hormones. So the answer to your question would be yes. Yes, I have a dirty mind. And no, I dont mind.



Its even better when youve got a chick with a dirtier mind than you!
I was going to go with the standard "no pics, etc." but after the edit, pics of her might suffice.
By the way, I have a drity mind.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:35 AM
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Is this a serious question?

Of course I have a dirty mind! When I was younger (middle school aged) I would some some seriously messed up stuff just to see how people reacted. Over time my art became more perfected and subtle, but it has been the source of many laughs and "wt*" moments. Personally, I don't care what other people think because I find crude humor hilarious. That said, I have learned to censor myself some around the ladies. A lot of them find it offensive up until the point where you two are good friends and they know you're not a creeper, but merely a simple perv who likes to joke around about hoo-haws and wee-wees
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If I didn't have a dirty mind I probably would never get any vujayjay.
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