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Old 11-13-2008, 02:59 PM
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Do you think that E.T. had testicles?

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Methinks that his legs were so short, he'd constantly be stepping on them by accident.
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I think they were inside his body. Sorta like ovaries.

If your testicles are inside your body, are you now considered a woman?
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I think they were inside his body. Sorta like ovaries.

If your testicles are inside your body, are you now considered a woman?
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If your testicles are inside your body, are you now considered a woman?
He could have been sexually immature boy who's stones hadn't dropped at the time of his visit to earth. Being young doesn't make him a woman.
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Being young doesn't make him a woman.
It makes him sound like one. Ever hear of castrato?
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i vote for internal testes
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:12 PM
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who knows where his dong might have been... maybe it came out of his mouth, lipstick style, and his nads are right behind his eyes, his head is shaped to accomodate
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:28 PM
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:32 PM
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Only Mrs. ET knows for sure!!
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Only Mrs. ET knows for sure!!
Don't you think its a bit rude, in this day and age, to assume that ET is heterosexual?
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:34 PM
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Don't you think its a bit rude, in this day and age, to assume that ET is heterosexual?
Yeah, you're right. My bad. I should say, only ET's significant other knows for sure!
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I would think this thread violates Sticky #1 above.
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I would think this thread violates Sticky #1 above.
I was thinking the same thing.






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What it E.T. short for?





































































He has really small legs!
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Haven't you seen the sequel? that finger is his "dong" all the kids on earth are not giving birth to baby-E.T.s.
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:51 PM
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I suspect that he has a reptilian-style vent. This one's so easy, sheesh
Really, when's the last time you say a snake dragging it's huevos behind it?
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Really, when's the last time you say a snake dragging it's huevos behind it?
Whenever I look in the mirror when I'm pantless.
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put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D
Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass.

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