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03-12-2008, 09:21 AM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | Do you wish you came with an off button ?
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Do you wish you came with an off button ? I remember when I was in the Seminary I frequently prayed for an off button when I was crawling the walls with sexual tension but sure enough the off buton was never to be found. I think an off buton for Humans could be a helpful addition to the hardware.
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03-12-2008, 09:23 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'd like one for my wife. | 
03-12-2008, 09:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Yes, but olny if I was the only one who could use mine.
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03-12-2008, 09:28 AM
| | You can't plagiarize yourself. | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Elgin, IL | | | Kids need an "off" button.
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Now I get it. Hi. I'm Maki. I'm dumb. :p | | 
03-12-2008, 09:29 AM
| | | | On, Off, Mute, Fast Forward and rewind ... you can figure out a few applicates for all ... 1 wife, 3 kids, crap job ... LOL
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03-12-2008, 09:31 AM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | Quote:
Originally Posted by disenchant Kids need an "off" button. | Isint that the truth ! 
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03-12-2008, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by disenchant Kids need an "off" button. | It's called the TV. Just don't overuse it. 
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03-12-2008, 09:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Ont | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'd like one for my wife. | I'd like an "on" button for mine. 
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03-12-2008, 09:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | | Just a fast-forward, so I wouldn't have to sit through work.
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03-12-2008, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonyak I'd like an "on" button for mine.  | That is perhaps the single most appropriate use of the atoz yet.
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03-12-2008, 10:09 AM
| | Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Houston, TX | | | An off button would certainly help my sleeping habits...
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03-12-2008, 10:13 AM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | But if ya turned yourself off, how would ya get turned back on again?
Mabye a standby mode?
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03-12-2008, 10:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | I don't need an off button... everyone else just needs to be on...
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Originally Posted by PSPookie This seems like the type of problem that will take care of itself, given time. | Quote:
Originally Posted by blendermassacre Dar-WIN! | | 
03-12-2008, 10:40 AM
| | | | well, if we are adding buttons to everyone, why not add a SYNC button to Gitardists ...
or a SLOW TEMPO for drummers ...
and don't get me started on AUTO TUNE or throats in general
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03-12-2008, 10:41 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonyak I'd like an "on" button for mine.  | Good point. Let me customize this a little bit. I'd like my wife to come with an mute button but with an on switch. | 
03-12-2008, 10:50 AM
| | | | Only a Ctrl-Z. That's all I need. | 
03-12-2008, 10:54 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lalabadie Only a Ctrl-Z. That's all I need. | Yeah that would be a good one too. I'm not a proud man.  | 
03-12-2008, 10:56 AM
| | You can't plagiarize yourself. | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Elgin, IL | |
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Now I get it. Hi. I'm Maki. I'm dumb. :p | | 
03-12-2008, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User Wouldn't you like to know?! | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | | | Heck no, and deprive women of this good animal like lovin'?!
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03-12-2008, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by disenchant | You kidding?! The Woman's Remote would be 10 times bigger, and have more buttons than NASA Headquarters. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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