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04-27-2011, 10:24 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | | Does This Look Like the face of a man arrested for the 48th time for huffing paint?
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Well, does it?  A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday. According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint. The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up. When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint. This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992.
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04-27-2011, 10:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Northern CA | | no it does not, but the tell-tale metallic tint to his complexion gives it away 
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04-27-2011, 10:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: The REAL LA -- Lower Alabama! | | | He should immediately seek out a local theater putting on "The Wizard of Oz" He's a shoe-in for the Tin Man. He's probably have difficulty remembering the lines though! |
04-27-2011, 10:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Canada! | | | I'm curious as to why inhaling paint fumes is actually illegal.
Couldn't every painter on the planet essentially be arrested?
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04-27-2011, 10:48 PM
| | | Kelly!? Are you sure this is legit!? 
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04-27-2011, 11:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | | ^^^Ooooooh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhh! He brings karate and friendship, to everyone! lol, sorry, I love that show!
But back to topic, I say no! That looks like the face of a guy that knows how to P-A-R-T-A-Y!!!!!!!!! WOOWOO!!!!
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04-27-2011, 11:40 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | At an apartment I lived at some years back, there was a paint huffer that hung out in a bus-stop shelter nearby. One day my roommate (who was kind of an ass) decided to take the guy's boombox. Not because he wanted a silver-paint spattered worthless old boombox, but he just wanted to F with the guy. So he walks up and takes it, and walks away. The huffer slowly says "hey man, that's mine", and he gets up, takes a few steps to follow my roommate... looks back at his paint can... turns back around and sits down for another huff. |
04-27-2011, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania At an apartment I lived at some years back, there was a paint huffer that hung out in a bus-stop shelter nearby. One day my roommate (who was kind of an ass) decided to take the guy's boombox. Not because he wanted a silver-paint spattered worthless old boombox, but he just wanted to F with the guy. So he walks up and takes it, and walks away. The huffer slowly says "hey man, that's mine", and he gets up, takes a few steps to follow my roommate... looks back at his paint can... turns back around and sits down for another huff. | I am pretty cool with people doing stupid things for a laugh, but I personally find anyone who messes with the less fortunate to be lower than low, and would love a chance to "have a talk" with this s***bag. 
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04-28-2011, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus I am pretty cool with people doing stupid things for a laugh, but I personally find anyone who messes with the less fortunate to be lower than low, and would love a chance to "have a talk" with this s***bag. | Meh. Was it the right thing to do? No. But honestly, I have no sympathy for the druggies. |
04-28-2011, 12:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | | IMO, its wrong, very wrong, but I'm not trying to make this a preach thread. Rattle cans for everyone!
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04-28-2011, 12:55 AM
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04-28-2011, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus I am pretty cool with people doing stupid things for a laugh, but I personally find anyone who messes with the less fortunate to be lower than low, and would love a chance to "have a talk" with this s***bag. | Oooooooooooo ... sensitive. Your choice of the "less fortunate" term intrigues me.
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04-28-2011, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy There are so many better highs out there. | Yes, ones that kill fewer brain cells. I can't imagine the hangover generated from huffing.
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04-28-2011, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga Oooooooooooo ... sensitive. Your choice of the "less fortunate" term intrigues me. | Being a drunk is expensive. Solvents are far more effective for the severely budget-constrained.
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04-28-2011, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by UncleFluffy Being a drunk is expensive. Solvents are far more effective for the severely budget-constrained. | Yeah, but at least it's socially acceptable. |
04-28-2011, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga Yes, ones that kill fewer brain cells. I can't imagine the hangover generated from huffing. | I wonder how high Dan got off that pink paint. |
04-28-2011, 01:14 AM
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@munji, yes less fortunate, you may see them huffing paint in the bus stop now, but who knows what brought them there, mental issues, severe abuse whatever. I am in no way a saint or anything, but I don't f*** with the homeless. Whether their huffing paint, drinking alcohol, or smoking crack. Their life obviously sucks and I've never felt the need to make it suck anymore.
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04-28-2011, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Yeah, but at least it's socially acceptable. | lol!
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04-28-2011, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus lol! | I'm a college kid, give me a break  |
04-28-2011, 02:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: QLD, Australia | | I also, would be interested to know why huffing paint is illegal. Quote:
Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Meh. Was it the right thing to do? No. But honestly, I have no sympathy for the druggies. | I'm not sure on your definition of "Druggies", but if you are referring to those who are deeply caught up in addiction, they are probably often the ones who need your sympathy the most. Quote:
Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Yeah, but at least it's socially acceptable. | Heres a question for you. Why?
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