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02-25-2008, 04:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | Don't you hate it when you don't speak to your ex for ages...
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then it turns out that in that time they've gotten a thousand times hotter than when you were with them? It grinds my gears!
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02-25-2008, 05:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | I must admit, things turned out pretty well for me.
Broke up after just over 2 years of being together, less than a month later she wants to be special friends.
1 for me 
If you see her later and she's looking hotter, all you need to do is be seen by her, with an even hotter chick, grind her gears 
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02-25-2008, 05:25 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | Never happened to me. |
02-25-2008, 05:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | The second time is worse...be careful. |
02-25-2008, 06:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Charleston, WV | | | Mine just tend get pregnant after I go away.
And not by me.
Whew.
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02-25-2008, 08:30 AM
|  | My favorite songs were never heard on the radio | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK | | | Nope. |
02-25-2008, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar  then it turns out that in that time they've gotten a thousand times hotter than when you were with them? It grinds my gears! | yea, but if you don't do skanks, it really doesn't matter how much "hotter" they have gotten since they were with you, does it?
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02-25-2008, 09:08 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SnoMan Mine just tend get pregnant after I go away.
And not by me.
Whew. | *wipes brow*
whew. |
02-25-2008, 10:05 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tampa, Florida | | | Mine was just the opposite. I saw a significant ex-girlfriend around Christmas that I hadn't seen in 8 years or something. Some people do not age well at all.
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02-25-2008, 10:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New City, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk If you see her later and she's looking hotter, all you need to do is be seen by her, with an even hotter chick, grind her gears | +1
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02-25-2008, 10:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | my ex wife continues to get fatter and fatter each month.. she's catching up with Jive1..
fat bish |
02-25-2008, 11:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kansas City | | | It used to grind my gears until I heard one of the most important pieces of advice a man can learn: "No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there who is sick of putting up with her sh**." |
02-25-2008, 11:40 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | Saw my Ex a while ago. She BALLOONED. She changed her drinking habits from vodka, to Pabst Blue Ribbon. She's now quite the plumpy and sloppy gal. Oh well... no longer my problem! |
02-25-2008, 01:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Boston | | | You know what I REALLY hate?
When my ex got smokin' hot, started flirting with me like mad, and then refused to hook up with me.
Well played, hot ex-girlfriend. Well played.
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02-25-2008, 01:42 PM
| | You can't plagiarize yourself. | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Elgin, IL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by msquared It used to grind my gears until I heard one of the most important pieces of advice a man can learn: "No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there who is sick of putting up with her sh**." | LMAO!! 
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02-25-2008, 02:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis | | | Talked to an ex the other day, smoking hot before. She actually did porn. We didnt break up on bad terms or anything. Found out shes had a kid and very unhappily married. I wanted to feel good cuz im in a better situation now, but i just felt really bad for her. |
02-25-2008, 05:31 PM
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02-25-2008, 05:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Valley | | Quote:
Originally Posted by NJL my ex wife continues to get fatter and fatter each month.. she's catching up with Jive1..
fat bish | same here both my exes have blown up like beached whales....I'm the one that got hotter...lol
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02-25-2008, 06:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Chicago, IL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakeman1066 same here both my exes have blown up like beached whales....I'm the one that got hotter...lol | +1000
So I'm at the grocery store back home my sophomore year of college, haven't seen this chick in like 2 years, wow talk about a whale! She was smokin in high school, she probably gained 25-30 lbs. Anyway, the whole time I'm in college I'm working out all the time and pretty much made myself look a whole lot better, in the middle of the conversation shes like "Wow you're looking good" and I was like "Yeah, you look... healthy" lol
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02-25-2008, 06:15 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | I was divorced in '02 but I still see my ex wife nearly every week because of our daughter. It seemed to me she was getting a bit "rougher" looking over the past few years even though she's only in her mid thirties and a few months ago at Christmas time she stopped by for a few minutes when I was with the family, and after she left my brother said he didn't recognize her at first and that she looked "really horrible".
I guess I should consider myself lucky that I got to wear her out during her 20's when she still looked good and that she had the courtesy to leave on her own when she was just about used up.
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