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06-29-2008, 09:48 PM
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Wow, just wow...you have to check this out http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/t...ge-in-history/
"In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen." |
06-29-2008, 10:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Amazing....passive aggressive personality disorder, you should look that up. um ok, I'll look it up in my book of BS. Deadline!? HA!
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06-29-2008, 10:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | | Actually I think it was in Toronto, as his number is area code 416. But yeah I listened to this the other day and was losing it over it! Maybe you were abused....
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06-29-2008, 10:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Columbia, SC | | it's times like this that I wish the comps at work had sound 
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06-29-2008, 10:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | wow... i can't believe she didn't call him bag... shes a real douche.... 
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06-29-2008, 10:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Absolutely Hilarious.
WHO DOES THAT!? 
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06-29-2008, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by KsToaDangr it's times like this that I wish the comps at work had sound | Its times like this I realize how awesome I am. Damn, I'm a catch!
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06-29-2008, 10:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Waco, TX | | | Wow...what a nutcase.
"I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."
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06-29-2008, 10:16 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | Haha, wow.
Did anyone hear the theme music from Psycho while listening to this?
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06-29-2008, 10:18 PM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | | Amazing! That was epically Massengillian.
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06-29-2008, 10:20 PM
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"I'm completely single."
No kidding dude. Better get used to it.
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06-29-2008, 10:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | I hope she called back to tell him what a loser he is, otherwise, he'll just assume she was abused as a child or her mom has cancer.
I don't know why, it made me think of this: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...178952796b0075
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06-29-2008, 10:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kingston, NY/Middletown, CT | | | I can't believe this is real.
Yeah I'm working on a movie script right now... |
06-29-2008, 10:31 PM
|  | Playing his P bass off into the sunset | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bellingham, WA | | Holy freaking Jesus.
You wonder how such narcissism grows. Who would feed that kind of personality? 
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06-29-2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by werbo1 I can't believe this is real.
Yeah I'm working on a movie script right now... | Probably in a Starbucks on a Mac
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06-30-2008, 12:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | Wow... there was so much douche in those messages that the vinegar made my eyes sting. 
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06-30-2008, 01:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Singapore | | | HAHAHA. "If you're psychologically normal"
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06-30-2008, 03:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jawjuh | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Till | thank you so much for linking this, love that skit. had to watch d'ump after that.
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06-30-2008, 03:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | I've actually had customers with attitudes like that. They make me want to cry at the end of the day. Someone should kick them in the teeth.
The first comment on the page was like, "Why didn’t she call back though?"
HELLO. DID YOU JUST LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING. |
06-30-2008, 05:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Quite amazing. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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