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03-30-2009, 10:05 PM
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03-30-2009, 10:22 PM
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03-30-2009, 10:28 PM
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03-30-2009, 10:41 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | | That's only 30 minutes from my house. Newark, Ohio is full of hillbilly inventors like that. I wonder what else he had in his garage.
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03-30-2009, 10:42 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Damn! Someone already made one. Foiled again.  |
03-30-2009, 10:45 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Those things are a bear to steer, but they are fun as hell! |
03-30-2009, 10:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: cincinnati | | | theres a guy on my street with about 5 of them. drives them up and down the street all the time. ive seen him race a guy in the street before.
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03-30-2009, 10:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC | | | That's probably the only vehicle that is appropriate to drive while drunk.
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03-31-2009, 05:25 AM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | I dont think the hillbilly inventors nor this guy in particular can take the credit. These things have been around for ages. There are actually racing leagues for them. I think they were even on Wreckreation Nation on the discovery channel not long ago. That might have been the lawnmower racers though, I only watched the commercials. Still, I have been known to wreck not motorized barstools while drunk, so this guy had at least some semblance of sobriety. I think we ought to start a petition to have him aquitted.
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03-31-2009, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by doctorjazz That's probably the only vehicle that is appropriate to drive while drunk. | I actually kind of agree with that. Let the drunk drivers get in wrecks without a car around them.
I like it.
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03-31-2009, 10:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Essex, England | | | They should make a new Mario Kart with two seater versions. It could be called "Mario Kart: Double Vision" and you could throw bottles and barstools instead of shells and toadstools.
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03-31-2009, 11:09 AM
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Awesome.
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03-31-2009, 11:18 AM
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And how is this DUI? Is this considered a vehicle?
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03-31-2009, 11:49 AM
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03-31-2009, 11:54 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | That thing is a busted set of gnads just waiting to happen. |
03-31-2009, 01:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Essex, England | | | It's the most comical vehicle I've ever seen. It's taking riding shopping trolleys whilst pissed*, to an extreme.
*in Britain this means drunk, not angry.
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03-31-2009, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by sean.1986 They should make a new Mario Kart with two seater versions. It could be called "Mario Kart: Double Vision" and you could throw bottles and barstools instead of shells and toadstools. | Thanks! You made me laugh very hard.
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03-31-2009, 03:33 PM
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03-31-2009, 03:43 PM
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They should make a new Mario Kart with two seater versions.
| They did...It's called Double Dash  |
03-31-2009, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sean.1986 They should make a new Mario Kart with two seater versions. It could be called "Mario Kart: Double Vision" and you could throw bottles and barstools instead of shells and toadstools. | They just need to add it as a vehicle. Oh and add a bar that you can "park" at after you've one. And it should come with a 12 pack of beer mailed to your house for the full effect. Oh and it should come with a cupholder for your wii remote too. There. That should do it. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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