Drunk people

MJ5150 · #1 08-24-2010, 10:42 PM

I spent the last four days at my company's yearly meeting for all of our customers. One evening, I drank too much (six double Makers and Cokes with a few more singles). The next night I did not drink at all.

After going through both experiences, I have come to the conclusion that it is more enjoyable to watch other people get drunk and act like fools. I also know for sure that I am bringing a video camera next year. I need to get some of this stuff on video for blackmail later on.

-Mike

Joe Gress · #2 08-24-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ5150

After going through both experiences, I have come to the conclusion that it is more enjoyable to watch other people get drunk and act like fools. I also know for sure that I am bringing a video camera next year. I need to get some of this stuff on video for blackmail later on.

-Mike

Oh yeaaaaaah! The biggest reason I go to parties is to watch people in their most relaxed and well, fun loving state.

Plus picking on drunks is so much fun.

T-Bird · #3 08-25-2010, 12:14 AM

Hi.

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Originally Posted by MJ5150

I have come to the conclusion that it is more enjoyable to watch other people get drunk and act like fools. I also know for sure that I am bringing a video camera next year. I need to get some of this stuff on video for blackmail later on.

-Mike

I'm a Finn. I'm a biker. I frequently go to biker parties, to play or to party.

I don't drink.

That has raised some eyebrows and raised some questions as well.

I too feel like it's fun to watch people to get stupid drunk.

Not in a million years would I consider videotaping any of the events I witness though

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Regards
Sam

codeinedreams · #4 08-25-2010, 12:44 AM

that's why on reality shows they always keep the drinks flowing. the more they're socially lubricated, the more likely they are to embarrass themselves and act dumb and emotional.

knumbskull · #5 08-25-2010, 01:21 AM

liven up, you stiffs

*falls over*

MEKer · #6 08-25-2010, 07:02 AM

yeah..drunk...really cool

mid_life_crisis · #7 08-25-2010, 07:19 AM

I haven't been drunk in so long I can't remember the last time. I stopped getting drunk at clubs eons ago. There's always some drunken jack**s that needs straightening out, and I'm just the guy to do it for him.

I'm blanking on his name right now, but I once heard a comedian make a great observation on the "Instant a-hole, just add alcohol" line. He said, "I have news for you. It wasn't the alcohol. In the insurance game, this is what they call a 'pre-existing condition'. You just lost the ability to hide it."

Yerf Dog · #8 08-25-2010, 08:15 AM

Drunks are annoying... unless I'm one of them.

macaroni tony · #9 08-25-2010, 08:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGn9lNH1GQ

Phalex · #10 08-25-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by macaroni tony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGn9lNH1GQ

That's awesome!! Love it!

macaroni tony · #11 08-25-2010, 09:07 AM

^ I start singing that song to people when they get a little lubed

Phalex · #12 08-25-2010, 09:29 AM

I've been trying to sell my band on closing the night with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFarY7HGtds

Jefenator · #13 08-25-2010, 09:39 AM

I dunno...

I've decided recently that I pretty much hate being around drunk people. Few too many bar gigs under my belt, maybe. That, and watching some of my closest friends do the downward spiral with booze.

I particularly don't dig the way the speech becomes all slurred and the content becomes very tedious, unoriginal and repetitive.

If I enjoyed being around a bunch of slobbering, incoherent, people who are in my face and hard to reason with, I'd go work in a daycare. I've found kids and dunks to be very much alike and FWIW I can't freaking stand either of 'em.

If you're enjoying the show, more power to ya! That blakcmail idea sounds good.

(I can't tell you how glad I am I got all this out of my system before the onset of cell phone cameras, e-mail and YouTube.

)

macaroni tony · #14 08-25-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

I've been trying to sell my band on closing the night with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFarY7HGtds

haha! I can't think of a better song to close with...

blendermassacre · #15 08-25-2010, 10:11 AM

my new band holds a beer chugging contest in the middle of our set, and to the winner goes a beer.

Spraeg · #16 08-25-2010, 11:17 AM

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my new band holds a beer chugging contest in the middle of our set, and to the winner goes a beer.

We did that once... our guitarist fell off the stage two songs later. I'm not sure if he won or lost.

Hyper-sloth · #17 08-25-2010, 11:30 AM

Wow, I can't stand drunks when I'm sober. I generally want to punch them out, and I'm a Buddhist. Everyone's shouting, spitting while they talk and repeat the most idiotic things over and over.

Relic · #18 08-25-2010, 11:46 AM

*burp* wassa porblem?

MatticusMania · #19 08-25-2010, 11:48 AM

You guys can't handle your liquor or what? Lightweights...

CultofJay · #20 08-25-2010, 11:50 AM

Unless you're driving later or a recovering alcoholic then have a drink. No offense, but I tend to feel uneasy around people who won't have at least one at parties, bars, or functions when offered.

As for drunks? Can't stand them either.