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08-16-2010, 11:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | | In a dry spell? Ditch your Blackberry for an iPhone
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Originally Posted by Independent Want to have sex with more people? Buy an iPhone (and stay away from Android)
A new study conducted by online dating service OkCupid.com has revealed iPhone users have sex with twice the number of partners their Android-using counterparts have.
By the age of 30, men with an iPhone have had around 10 different partners. Their BlackBerry counterparts average around 8.1 partners.
Men with an Android-powered smartphone might just about be ready to trade in their device - with an average of only 6 partners by the time they are 30.
The figures were even higher for women in their 30s with an iPhone in their purse. On average a female iPhone user in her 30s will have had 12.3 partners.
Females with a predisposition for RIM's BlackBerry average 8.8 partners while females who like their smartphone operating system "open" are a lot less open in bed, racking up an average of 6.1 partners by the time they hit 30. | Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...d-2050327.html
Further proof that Apple users are the shizzle! 
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
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08-16-2010, 11:42 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | iPhone users also must have a higher rate of STD's. Just sayin.
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08-16-2010, 11:50 AM
|  | Supporting Reggae Music | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: MEXICANADAMERICA | | | hmmm,.. i have an Iphone plus an itchy crotch which means i'm popular!!!
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08-16-2010, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic iPhone users also must have a higher rate of STD's. Just sayin. | Yeah, cause virus protection isn't standard for apple devices.
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08-16-2010, 12:00 PM
| | | | I've got an Apple server with 32gb of ram, I can has sex now?
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08-16-2010, 12:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | That is just about the most idiotic report I've ever read.
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08-16-2010, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by hover That is just about the most idiotic report I've ever read. | I'd imagine that's what an Android user would say too. Of course, iPhone users are too busy having sex to have the time to read the report!
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
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08-16-2010, 12:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | oh course, hahaha...I just don't see the correlation, unless it's apple zealots boffing other apple zealots just because a brand makes them feel more at ease or *compatible*. And if that is the case, we are all effing doomed. Appl-aryan race people. If they inbreed enough, soon enough you'll tell gender by either iPod shuffle or "docking station"
It's almost sayin bums can join in the trendy gene pool if only just to pick up a broken iPhone and crash hip clubs? 
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08-16-2010, 12:18 PM
|  | Friends, Romans, Bass Players... | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Spencer, MA, USA | | The only way an iPhone could help me have more sex is if it could give me testosterone injections! 
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08-16-2010, 12:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | | I have many more people want to check out my iPad than my Blackberry. If I was hot, that would certainly translate into more sex. |
08-16-2010, 12:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | in the phones = love life stakes, well, I have... a Palm. Go figure  |
08-16-2010, 12:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Of course the apple users didn't specify that all the action they got was from dry-humping their iPads to climax.
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08-16-2010, 12:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | there's an APP for that! iHump
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08-16-2010, 01:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | I meant my iPhone, I don't bring my iPad into the pub.......maybe I should  |
08-16-2010, 01:03 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Are those lifetime numbers, or weekly numbers?  |
08-16-2010, 01:03 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Wake Forest, NC | | | Is there any correlation as to which generation iPhone? Like do the new 4 generation iPhone owners have more sex then the 1st generation? Or does the "S" in 3GS stand for Sex? |
08-16-2010, 01:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Wake Forest, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I meant my iPhone, I don't bring my iPad into the pub.......maybe I should | Sure, then you can invite them to come on over to your Pad. |
08-16-2010, 01:10 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'm sure your numbers go down with an iPad. It just sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary device. |
08-16-2010, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by hover That is just about the most idiotic report I've ever read. | Yep.
"Men with an Android-powered smartphone might just about be ready to trade in their device - with an average of only 6 partners by the time they are 30."
And the Droid's been out for, what, one year? Another fine example of British journalism.
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08-16-2010, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'm sure your numbers go down with an iPad. It just sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary device. | When a Maxi just isn't enough, try the new iPad. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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