DUI and Assault by Farting

FL Knifemaker · #1 09-24-2008, 10:09 AM

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

If I was drinking and farted, I might have been charged with attempted murder

TheXym · #2 09-24-2008, 10:15 AM

I'm waiting to hear Jive's take on this bit of news.

FL Knifemaker · #3 09-24-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheXym

I'm waiting to hear Jive's take on this bit of news.

He might have killed the poor guy

Joe Gress · #4 09-24-2008, 10:19 AM

That has to be one sucky night.

SnoMan · #5 09-24-2008, 10:22 AM

Well, I don't think I have anything to contribute, but when the town I live in makes national news I feel obligated to chime in.

Actually, I was shocked to hear the guys name is Jose Cruz. You're not gonna find many Jose's in WV.

FL Knifemaker · #6 09-24-2008, 10:24 AM

If I was a cop and some guy moved closer to me and farted.............

I would tazer him 17 times

Mark Latimour · #7 09-24-2008, 10:24 AM

Now that is thin skinned!

MakiSupaStar · #8 09-24-2008, 10:24 AM

Well. That stinks.

Thunderscreech · #9 09-24-2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Well. That stinks.

Dah-doom tssst