E-Mail English Classes (for the non-fluent English speakers)

[eleonn]

This must be said out loud.

CURSO DE INGLES POR E-MAIL

1.- Módulo básico

Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja mira qué reloj?

En inglés:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?


2.- Módulo avanzado

Tres brujas "travestis" miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja travesti mira los botones de qué reloj Swatch?

En inglés:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?


3.- Este ya es para Masters:

Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch" suizos. ¿Qué bruja sueca transexual mira a qué botón de qué reloj "Swatch" suizo?

En inglés....

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

[MakiSupaStar]

I'm laughing my ass off in an empty room. Great stuff.

[kydnav]

Originally Posted by eleonn

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?


Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?


Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Those should be 'watches' though

[wilser]

Originally Posted by kydnav

Those should be 'watches' though

it's for the 'non-fluent' speaker so who cares

I tried reading this outloud and it just ended up sounding like I was making japanese sword fighting noises.

[phxlbrmpf]

I prefer the "basic" variant, "If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch" is what I learned in school.