Eating contest tomorrow

#1 02-12-2009, 08:11 PM

its my guitarists b-day party tomorrow, and were all going to cicis all u can eat pizza. last time i was there i threw down 22 slices. were having an eating contest, and i was wondering how i can prepare, what and how often should i eat tomorrow if the contest is at 5:30.

DigMe · #2 02-12-2009, 08:37 PM

I predict that you will follow that with a constipation contest followed by a heart attack contest.

Ben Lesser · #3 02-12-2009, 08:37 PM

Or potentially a projectile vomit contest.

#4 02-12-2009, 08:39 PM

oms, can i please just get some tips on being able to eat more?

Deluge Of Sound · #5 02-12-2009, 08:41 PM

Rip a j before you start.

#6 02-12-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

Rip a j before you start.

What?

santucci218 · #7 02-12-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by brutal bassist

What?

MJ5150 · #8 02-12-2009, 08:58 PM

Eat a huge breakfast around 9AM....I mean a HUGE breakfast. Drink plenty of water during the day and then have a light snack around 2PM or 3PM.

-Mike

Deluge Of Sound · #9 02-12-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by brutal bassist

What?

Print this out:

And tear it in half before you start. You'll do much better, trust me.

Ben Lesser · #10 02-12-2009, 09:00 PM

Oh god, I lol'd at that.

hbarcat · #11 02-12-2009, 11:09 PM

This is why they hate us . . . .

gold_member_321 · #12 02-13-2009, 01:15 AM

Take a !#@$ before you eat.

**Vorago** · #13 02-13-2009, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

Print this out:

And tear it in half before you start. You'll do much better, trust me.

CrispyDelicious · #14 02-13-2009, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ5150

Eat a huge breakfast around 9AM....I mean a HUGE breakfast. Drink plenty of water during the day and then have a light snack around 2PM or 3PM.

-Mike

This man knows his eating contests!

santucci218 · #15 02-13-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gold_member_321

Take a !#@$ while you eat.

Fixed.

#16 02-13-2009, 02:10 PM

why didnt the J guy just say take a !#@$ before you eat?, the contest is in a hour and a half, i ate breakfast this morning, and had a slice of (ironicaly enough) pizza this afternoon, and just "ripped a J" so i think im gonna win.

santucci218 · #17 02-13-2009, 02:25 PM

good luck.

MatticusMania · #18 02-13-2009, 02:28 PM

ripping a j is the equivalent of smoking a doobie, not dropping a deuce, though I would recommend both...

as a side note, is smoking a jay before an eating contest considered cheating? like performance enhancing drugs?

santucci218 · #19 02-13-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

ripping a j is the equivalent of smoking a doobie, not dropping a deuce, though I would recommend both...

as a side note, is smoking a jay before an eating contest considered cheating? like performance enhancing drugs?

unless he is getting drug tested by Cici's worlds cheapest **** restaurant staff, then i doubt it.

DudeistMonk · #20 02-13-2009, 03:17 PM

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ripping a j is the equivalent of smoking a doobie, not dropping a deuce, though I would recommend both...

as a side note, is smoking a jay before an eating contest considered cheating? like performance enhancing drugs?

ROFL, at this point I'm sure its considered standard practice...just like jockeys starving themselves, or football players drinking a protein shake every 10 minutes.