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09-14-2011, 01:54 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | The Related Items links on the left are far better than the original link!
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09-14-2011, 02:04 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.
That'd be my first choice of urologist if I was looking for one in the yellow pages....
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09-14-2011, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania The Related Items links on the left are far better than the original link! | You mean like the one about the dwarf, his penis, and a vacuum? Hehe!
But this story made me squirm in my chair for a second.
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09-14-2011, 03:02 PM
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*shudders*
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09-14-2011, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MJ5150 You mean like the one about the dwarf, his penis, and a vacuum? | That one was good, but I found this one to be of particular interest:
Arizona man Joshua Seto shoots own penis with pink pistol down his pants
Read more: Joshua Seto shoots own penis with pink pistol | Metro.co.uk
I wonder if it had a Hello Kitty logo on it? Thats the gun Id buy my wife.
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09-14-2011, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania That one was good, but I found this one to be of particular interest:
Arizona man Joshua Seto shoots own penis with pink pistol down his pants. | Yeah, that is funny. It also prompted this PSA from the local police department: Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis
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09-14-2011, 03:44 PM
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09-14-2011, 03:50 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Women should always cross their legs. It's the right thing to do.
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09-14-2011, 03:52 PM
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09-14-2011, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania The Related Items links on the left are far better than the original link! | I guess 
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09-14-2011, 04:52 PM
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09-14-2011, 05:04 PM
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No seriously, that is pretty horrible. 
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09-14-2011, 05:19 PM
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09-14-2011, 05:58 PM
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09-14-2011, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania The Related Items links on the left are far better than the original link! | Grinning fox on a slide v eel in a penis: Freak Out 
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09-14-2011, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania ...I wonder if it had a Hello Kitty logo on it? Thats the gun Id buy my wife. |  |
09-14-2011, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht This made me cross my legs and I don't even have a penis. | LIES! 
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09-15-2011, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by elgecko | Thats what Im talkin bout!
She said she wanted to get into gardening, so I bought her this: 
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09-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by hover LIES! | What's a lie? That I didn't cross my legs or that I don't have a penis? 
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