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Old 07-26-2008, 05:13 PM
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So I just had surgery (had a pilonidal cyst removed yesterday) and i'm sorta stuck in bed on my side or stomach. I can walk around but I did too much of that and I'm feelin it. The worst part: There's nothing on tv.

Normally I'd pick up a book but I don't have the patience for that right now and I'm sorta tired of everything I have (a combination of HST/Beats and stuff from school). Anyone have some blogs or something that they particularly enjoy? I just need some mental potato chips.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoJqID-wJY

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I ****ING LOVE THIS SONG!!! ALSO YOU LOVE THIS SONG!!! yay
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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Went for a ride on the tandem(son on back for added torque). Caught a road biker but couldn't shake him; he stayed w/us, talking(the punk). After a good 4-5 miles of flat pavement, we headed for a paved trail that would have taken us nearly all the way home off-street, but after getting the frone end over the curb we pinch-flatted the rear. Pshhhhh- ite. Oh, well- a phone call, a short stroll to the Starbucks we'd just passed & a short wait for The Queen/taxi driver lady later we're cruising home in air-conditioned comfort.
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:51 PM
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:58 PM
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drink calming tea and listen to *good* jazz. its more fun than it sounds.
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Ohhh... I just thought of a good joke to entertain you.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Seven

Seven who?

BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!
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drink calming tea and listen to *good* jazz. its more fun than it sounds.
That must be the funnest thing ever because that already sounds pretty fun..
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Just thought of another knock knock joke!

Knock Knock

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Purple

Purple who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana
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Old 07-26-2008, 06:31 PM
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Congratulations, you just hurt my feelings.
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Old 07-26-2008, 06:38 PM
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Remember to tell the nurses that there IS such a things as beer jello.



Additionally, until they install toilets like this... demand that they compensate for the difference with the equivalent experience manually performed by a sexy japanese nurse.


AND remember, there is ALWAYS internet porn. Basically, it's a beautiful time to be alive.
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Old 07-26-2008, 07:04 PM
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demand that they compensate for the difference with the equivalent experience manually performed by a sexy japanese nurse
What? Have some hot n' sexy japanese nurse take a hose and squirt you in your butthole with cold water until it's clean?





On the other hand, that might be pretty hot. Maybe afterwards she can...
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