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Old 01-15-2008, 08:28 PM
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Lightbulb Ever pet the killer of your kill with a stabbed pencil?

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It's a lead pipe not a pencil, Haven't you been paying attention?
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:37 PM
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It was Colonel Mustard, with a bald head and a beard, with a lead pipe, beating the person that killed his parakeet.
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I bit a dog a guy with a pipe owned, and used to steal a pencil from a wooden plank salesman...oh, never mind.
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I fought a bull shark that was in line in front of me at domino's because he ordered the last piece of pencil pizza.

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Old 01-15-2008, 08:51 PM
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It was Colonel Mustard, with a bald head and a beard, with a lead pipe, beating the person that killed his parakeet.
Did he kill the parakeet with a vacuum? I think we may know who ate the lead now....
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what are these "killing" threads that keep popping up in my RSS feed?
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I petted a cloned cow that had been pencil stabbed in his right testicle while registering to vote.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:05 AM
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I petted a cloned cow that had been pencil stabbed in his right testicle while registering to vote.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:22 AM
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OK, TB seems to be getting weirder and funnier as the night wears on...

and I witnessed a fight between the dolphin who stabbed the local postman with a pencil because the postman had killed the dolphin's pet cat using a lead pipe while being hit with a wooden plank by his wife.
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No, but have you eaten any good wooden pencils lately?
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No, but have you eaten any good wooden pencils lately?
I don't know. have I?
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I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:12 AM
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Did he kill the parakeet with a vacuum? I think we may know who ate the lead now....
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:13 AM
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