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02-25-2009, 06:51 PM
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Ladies, gentlemen, and Fassaname n/a, welcome to part 2 of my series on insane food projects.
This evening, I decided that to top the Snickers Toastie, I needed to make something bigger, better, badder, and with bacon.
Fellow Talkbassers, I present to you, the Double Toastie-Burger. 
This is truly the prince of home-brew burgers (deferring the title of king to this bad boy: Pizza Burger), and the picture does not do it justice, as you can't see all of the ingredients. However, I will explain...
Rather than the classic sesame-seeded burger bun, my creation uses 3 cheddar/bacon toasties (four pieces of bacon in each). In each layer, there is a 100% British-beef burger, two slices of Monterey-Jack-with-chillies, and four pieces of thin cut spanish chorizo. It is seasoned with some spicy BBQ sauce.
Here is a cross section picture to show the layering: 
It tasted amazing. It was like a meat party in my mouth, and everyone was invited. Thoughts, comments, suggestions...?
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02-25-2009, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj  It was like a meat party in my mouth. | This sounds slightly homoerotic.
But nonetheless, you have cast the glove. This is now a duel. This burger looks tasty, and makes me want a wendy's baconator.
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02-25-2009, 06:57 PM
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02-25-2009, 07:07 PM
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02-25-2009, 07:39 PM
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02-25-2009, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj Ladies, gentlemen, and Fassaname n/a, welcome to part 2 of my series on insane food projects.
This evening, I decided that to top the Snickers Toastie, I needed to make something bigger, better, badder, and with bacon.
Fellow Talkbassers, I present to you, the Double Toastie-Burger.
This is truly the prince of home-brew burgers (deferring the title of king to this bad boy: Pizza Burger), and the picture does not do it justice, as you can't see all of the ingredients. However, I will explain...
Rather than the classic sesame-seeded burger bun, my creation uses 3 cheddar/bacon toasties (four pieces of bacon in each). In each layer, there is a 100% British-beef burger, two slices of Monterey-Jack-with-chillies, and four pieces of thin cut spanish chorizo. It is seasoned with some spicy BBQ sauce.
Here is a cross section picture to show the layering:
It tasted amazing. It was like a meat party in my mouth, and everyone was invited. Thoughts, comments, suggestions...? |
Happynoj, until now, I was an atheist. You are now my one true God.
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02-25-2009, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser Happynoj, until now, I was an atheist. You are now my one true God. | I do my best... 
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02-25-2009, 08:17 PM
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Beef is my god.
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02-25-2009, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jazzy grille | I discovered something on this site
The TURBACONUCKEN
"A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon." 
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02-25-2009, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by L-A I discovered something on this site
The TURBACONUCKEN
"A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon." | They sell those on the Cabelas website, but without the bacon. I had it (minus the bacon  ) for Thanksgiving- it was excellent.
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02-25-2009, 09:10 PM
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02-25-2009, 09:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | wow! until now i wasn't aware that my arteries could harden from looking at a web page. you sir have skills.
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02-25-2009, 09:22 PM
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02-25-2009, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by steve21 that isn't your arteries hardening | 
Someday I'll have to make that sammich. |
02-25-2009, 09:37 PM
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02-26-2009, 01:13 AM
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02-26-2009, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj
It was like a meat party in my mouth, and everyone was invited.
| "Oh Tobias! You blowhard!"
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02-26-2009, 06:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Leeds, UK | | | That looks amazing.
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02-26-2009, 06:36 AM
| | | | The BBQ sauce plate decor is very classy. |
02-26-2009, 06:58 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cleveland, OH | | | Can someone exactly explain this bacon fetish to me? (Yes, yes, bacon is meat candy, if god didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals so tasty, etc.).
Is the joke that it is so gross it is funny? Are you people really consuming these, chocolate cover bacon, and/or bacon/sausage loaf? Is it some sort of dare?
Heart disease is about the farthest thing from funny. Great you like smoked, fried meat...is it worth feeling like crap and dying over?
Peace,
RS
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