|  | | 
09-15-2011, 01:59 PM
|  | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | Experiment: Let's write a (TB) story!
Sign in to disble this ad
I'm a little bored right now. So this is the moment to start a new experiment. Let's say I start a story, in the next post, by typing a few lines in the usual crappy TB style. Everybody is invited to add some line(s) to it, eventually resulting in a never ending story. If you want to make a comment on text already written, put it between brackets, so there is a clear difference. Oh yeh, almost forgotten: 1) Have fun. 2) Don't offend anybody. 3) Any resemblance with persons in real life is purely coincidental...
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:02 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | Once upon a time, in a galaxy far beyond the nebula of the Syrinx, there were a song writer and his gnork. They thought they were happy, until they dicovered
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | John Turner ripping the heads off of baby ducks.
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter  Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
09-15-2011, 02:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | He diligently filled them with creme, and sent them on their merry way. He looked in his pockets and realized |
09-15-2011, 02:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Colo Spgs, CO-I hate it here!! | | | that the chick with bass and her spoons were getting into attack formation and then
__________________
PS3 online ID
EoH-DemonHunter
|
09-15-2011, 02:13 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | filled his pockets with recycled french fries.
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | Every time he wanted a fry, he'd reach his hand in and grab a used one. They are cheaper than new ones. |
09-15-2011, 02:15 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Reaching for another used fry he discovered something else in the grease stained bag, a...
__________________
Bassist for Starveya - www.reverbnation.com/starveya
Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
|
09-15-2011, 02:16 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | nose pick.
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:17 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | (laughing my ass off)
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | HONK! |
09-15-2011, 02:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | |
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
09-15-2011, 02:32 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | Using the pick he remembered the old days when he was using his fingers for this purpose. Unfortunately his mother warned him: 'If you do this one more time, I'll hit your fingers so hard, that they won't fit in anymore!' He did, so she did!
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 02:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | At that exact moment, a giant monster walked in and observed our hero picking his nose. The monster suddenly saw his ultimate fear - a human booger. |
09-15-2011, 02:53 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | Not to mention a human booger and his gnork, which had just undergone a gender change.
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
|
09-15-2011, 03:01 PM
| | | | That wasn't a gender change! It is Serena Williams |
09-15-2011, 03:14 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego/LA | | | ...Sonoma, the new tennis playing $900 toaster retailer spokeswoman, and she has a penchant for |
09-15-2011, 03:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | assless chaps that glow in the dark when you
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
09-15-2011, 03:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | eat JuJu Bees and Cotton Candy. Not surprisingly she breaks out at
__________________
Bassist for Starveya - www.reverbnation.com/starveya
Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
|
09-15-2011, 04:14 PM
| | I'm just a cover of a real bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) below sea level | | | Friday night to collect the duck heads.
__________________
-->> Irreversibly traveling in time -->>
Founder of the 50+ club, member #1. Bassists with Beards Club #176. RageQuitter #395.
| | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | | |
