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11-11-2011, 04:36 PM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | Fake Breasts: life savers!
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Lisa Somerville was driving home in heavy rain when she lost control of her car and careered head-on into another vehicle.
The 28-year-old had to be cut from the car by firefighters and was rushed to hospital with a punctured lung, four cracked ribs and a broken nose.
Doctors later told the mum-of-one how she would almost certainly have died had she not been wearing the silicone implants to boost her AAA bust.
| 'My boobs saved my life' | The Sun |News
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11-11-2011, 04:39 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I have nothing to say. I'm just posting so I can slip my sig into this thread.
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11-11-2011, 04:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | I call BS. I was once T-boned by a minivan, and the officer on scene told me I most likely would have died if I hadnt been wearing my seatbelt. I wasnt wearing my seatbelt.
Also, the articel refers to them as "silicone implants" but they arent implants at all. Those things are worn outside the body, in a womans bra, and I fail to see how they could have stopped her rib from piercing her heart.
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11-11-2011, 04:43 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'm pretty sure fake boobs qualify as flotation devices too. |
11-11-2011, 04:52 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 2k W of the Duwamsh | | Another newsworthy tidbit from today's The Sun. 'Debt crisis like fat people blaming bakers' | The Sun |News
Gene Simmons gives financial advice whilst insulting fat people.
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11-11-2011, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'm pretty sure fake boobs qualify as flotation devices too. | I think this was myth busted. I believe silicone actually sinks and natural breasts, made of fat, floats.
I think that was the results.
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11-11-2011, 05:15 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Papa Dangerous
I think this was myth busted. I believe silicone actually sinks and natural breasts, made of fat, floats.
I think that was the results.
| Either way, I always respond to chick's with big boobs. Losing a pair of breasts, whether fake or real is a real tragedy. |
11-11-2011, 05:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Technically, she didnt lose her breasts, only those silicone things that slip into womens bras to give the appearance of boobage. Must be sad to take home a girl with seemingly decent boobage, only to find what looks like a chicken breast sitting in their bra when they take it off.
Ive done worse.
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11-11-2011, 05:26 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I like boobs. |
11-11-2011, 06:22 PM
| | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Technically, she didnt lose her breasts, only those silicone things that slip into womens bras to give the appearance of boobage. Must be sad to take home a girl with seemingly decent boobage, only to find what looks like a chicken breast sitting in their bra when they take it off.
Ive done worse. | you mean you wouldn't date for a spell first? That way you could find out that kind of stuff.
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11-11-2011, 06:30 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'm fine with it. Chick's that are self-conscious about stuff like that usually compensate by being great at other things. I'm not too proud to take advantage of a chick with a low self-esteem. |
11-11-2011, 08:06 PM
| | | | I'll take whatever I can get... Hell, if the hospital threw out those fake silicone slip ins... You can bet that I will be rummaging through garbage tonight!
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11-12-2011, 04:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | I for one praise and revere the exquisite miniatures, keep the fake bewbage at home.
oh, and link story is bogus.
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