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12-09-2010, 10:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Australia | |  Favourite Family Guy episode/scene/moment/quote?
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Mine is...
Brian: "Did you wash my car like I asked?"
Bitch Brian: "NO, BUT I HIT I WIF A ROCK!"
HAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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12-09-2010, 10:54 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | Gay Bee: "Oh haaay. Ya'll best be careful now or else I'm gonna sting ya with my stinger. Oh no! But thens I'm gonna die. You know what? I'm not gonna sting you all after all. And that's my choice. Ya'll ain't worth it. I'm just gonna head on over to that flower over there and suck on that stamen like there's no tomorrow.
Gay Bee: "Mmm. Now look who's mayor. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay! Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee! Mayor... ow! Opps. Gone and stung myself. Bye world...
Sorry if this offends anyone, but I find this one hilarious too...
Black guy on a boat in the middle of a Louisiana bayou: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to town?"
Kermit the frog (pulls out a shotgun): "Yeah, it's back the way you came."  |
12-09-2010, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya  Gay Bee: "Oh haaay. Ya'll best be careful now or else I'm gonna sting ya with my stinger. Oh no! But thens I'm gonna die. You know what? I'm not gonna sting you all after all. And that's my choice. Ya'll ain't worth it. I'm just gonna head on over to that flower over there and suck on that stamen like there's no tomorrow.
Gay Bee: "Mmm. Now look who's mayor. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay! Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee! Mayor... ow! Opps. Gone and stung myself. Bye world...
Sorry if this offends anyone, but I find this one hilarious too...
Black guy on a boat in the middle of a Louisiana bayou: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to town?"
Kermit the frog (pulls out a shotgun): "Yeah, it's back the way you came." | HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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12-09-2010, 11:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: southern cal | | stewie's sexy parties. 
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12-10-2010, 04:21 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | At crowded pool -
Chris: "Daaaaaaaaad! Are you trying to embarass me?!?!"
Peter: "Oh no, son. If I were trying to embarass you I would've done something like this. Hey! Hey, everyone! I'm Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin's father." (points at Chris, then pulls his moob up and licks his own nipple)
That was brain-hemorrhagingly funny.
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12-10-2010, 06:35 AM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | Brian, Stewie, and the "novel".
That or Peter's flashback to the Aaron Neville megaphone. I think I peed a little the first time I saw that.
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12-10-2010, 06:40 AM
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12-10-2010, 06:46 AM
|  | (No Longer) Tradin' My Hours for a Handfulla Dimes | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Boston | | | I just about died in the segment where Quagmire's dad went thru a sex change operation and was in town at a hotel and Brian, who didn't know him/her, ends up hooking up at the hotel bar. When Quagmire found out, he goes over to Peter's and beats the livin' tar out of Brian in a long overplayed segment.
Quagmire finally storms out of the house and Brian struggles to the front door, pulling himself up by the door knob and yells to Quagmire. "Quagmire! I ****ed your dad!"
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12-10-2010, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by jugglingfreak | This gets my vote.
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12-10-2010, 07:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Staten Island NY | | Uh, Chris, what are you doing?!
Getting scraped to death by my zipper. |
12-10-2010, 07:36 AM
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12-10-2010, 07:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Buffalo, NY | | | Quagmire in japanese makeup: "Oh, this is the weekend you're coming? And here I am mid-coitus"
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12-10-2010, 07:41 AM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | The bullfrog one too. The sound it makes every time it falls is hysterical! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaCEhOiWU&sns=em
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12-10-2010, 07:42 AM
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LM*O!
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12-10-2010, 08:00 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York City | | | My favorite quote is definitely when Peter shows up to Stewie's backyard birthday party riding an elephant and announces "Hey, look, it's two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who fears change!"
My favorite scene might be the one where Peter and Lois are in the bedroom having a serious discussion about one of their kids' troubles, all the while dressing up for some kinky S&M. "The safe word is 'banana' " |
12-10-2010, 08:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin | | Stewie>Brian: "Where's my money?! You tryin to make a fool out of me? Huh? where's my money?! WHERE'S MY MONEY" Quote: |
Quagmire finally storms out of the house and Brian struggles to the front door, pulling himself up by the door knob and yells to Quagmire. "Quagmire! I ****ed your dad!"
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12-10-2010, 08:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Staten Island NY | | Hey Loranda. No I got 4 people on hold but I can talk.  |
12-10-2010, 08:56 AM
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12-10-2010, 08:58 AM
| | | | I liked the one where they had the flashback.
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12-10-2010, 09:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Buffalo, NY | | | When Peter gets the old cardboard cutout of Kathy Ireland and sings "Suddenly You're in Love" to her, then at the end of the song whispers to it "I'm taking you home tonight". That whole episode was pretty funny IMO.
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