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03-09-2011, 11:32 PM
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Mine is in "Grampa vs. sexual inadequacy" where Homer is explaining to Bart and Lisa that him and Grampa are in a problem, but Bart's eating a chocolate bar. Homer talks, while leaning into Bart.
"Kids! Your daddy and HIS daddy are stuck in a very sticky, nutty...chewy...chocolately... PUT IT AWAY BOY! ...situation"
Almost pissed myself when I watched that episode last.
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03-09-2011, 11:34 PM
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Best episode ever. End of thread.
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03-09-2011, 11:44 PM
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Homer: Everyone sucks but me! 
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03-10-2011, 12:13 AM
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03-10-2011, 12:19 AM
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03-10-2011, 12:26 AM
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Barney: There's an exit?!
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03-10-2011, 12:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Santa Cruz CA | | | pretty much any dialog between homer and his brain. one that never gets old (yeah i copied and pasted for precision and out of laziness...):
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. |
03-10-2011, 12:41 AM
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Marge: "Homer, you really should have voted"
Homer: "Pfft. It wouldn't have made a difference"
One of many. Can't remember the episode, the one where kids are not allowed outside after dark or something.
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03-10-2011, 02:14 AM
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Smithers: No sir. They were saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"
Mr. Burns: Were you all saying "Boo," or "Boo-urns?"
Crowd: Boooo!!
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns."
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03-10-2011, 06:24 AM
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03-10-2011, 07:13 AM
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"If there's one thing I learned from being a dad, it's nothing."
"With only 20% brain damage! Life is bluuhhhbuuhhhbluh"
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03-10-2011, 07:40 AM
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"Arr, and that's the story of the very first Caramel
Cod -- I mean halloween."
"They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...
fer about 10 minutes"
"Arr, I'm not attractive."
Fat Tony is good too.
"Everyone likes the rat...but noone likes the rat's milk"
"Accidents do happen. Like the killling of you. By us."
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03-10-2011, 07:44 AM
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03-10-2011, 07:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO | | | Homer: "I want you to insert this crayon into my brain"
Moe: "ah yes, the old Crayola-Oblongata"
Flash to the Simpson house
Marge: "Lisa, a missing crayon could be anywhere."
Homer jumps through the window and yells: "Who wants lottery tickets?!?!"
Marge: "Okay, it's in his brain"
Favorite episode in general has to be "The Island/Mr. X"
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03-10-2011, 07:54 AM
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Other favorite by a minor character, Johnny Tight Lips:
Johnny is shot by accident. When asked where he is injured, he says, " I ain't sayin' nothin'!", and when asked what to tell the doctor, he says, "Tell 'em to suck a lemon."
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03-10-2011, 08:03 AM
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Homer: "Oooooh, him card read good!" |
03-10-2011, 08:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | 'Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero ... I want to -live-, Marge! Won't you let me -live-? Won't you please?!'
'Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.'
Favourite episodes, lots, 'Homer the Vigilante' comes to mind though.
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03-10-2011, 09:49 AM
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03-10-2011, 09:49 AM
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Millhouse: WWWhat?!
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03-10-2011, 09:50 AM
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