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01-15-2009, 04:19 PM
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Today we in class having discussion about... something - I was spaced so didn't really know what - anyway the teacher asks my friend why he's messing with his iPhone and then something weird happened: Within' milliseconds of Mrs. Teacher asking the question I came up with some joke in my head, laughed at it, and then "felt the joke" come up through my gut and try to escape my mouth. I tried to stop myself before I said it because even though I laughed at it I knew it was pretty stupid, really stupid, and that I'd be embarrassing myself in front of the entire class (which was dead silent) but I couldn't. It just flew out! Luckily everyone laughed including the teacher but it was weird how I "felt" the entire process and even more so that I couldn't stop myself from doing something that I consciously knew I was about to do.
So yea... Thoughts?
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Originally Posted by geeza  I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
01-15-2009, 04:20 PM
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01-15-2009, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound What was the joke?
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
01-15-2009, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound What was the joke?
lowsound | Unless you have the mental age of a 17 year old and were there to experience it, it won't make any sense and you'll probably think I'm about as mentally capable as a monkey riding the short bus  .
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Originally Posted by geeza I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
01-15-2009, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Unless you have the mental age of a 17 year old and were there to experience it, it won't make any sense and you'll probably think I'm about as mentally capable as a monkey riding the short bus . | I have the body and mind of a recently-turned-20 year old - but I think that you could probably make the argument that I'm less mature than my years...
Try me.
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
01-15-2009, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Unless you have the mental age of a 17 year old and were there to experience it, it won't make any sense and you'll probably think I'm about as mentally capable as a monkey riding the short bus . | That's a good description of guaranteed, grade A OT material, right there.  |
01-15-2009, 04:40 PM
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LMAO chunk.
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01-15-2009, 05:57 PM
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what is it? |
01-15-2009, 06:02 PM
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01-15-2009, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Unless you have the mental age of a 17 year old and were there to experience it, it won't make any sense and you'll probably think I'm about as mentally capable as a monkey riding the short bus . | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk That's a good description of guaranteed, grade A OT material, right there. | Oh man. I just nearly died laughing reading that. |
01-15-2009, 07:53 PM
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01-15-2009, 09:26 PM
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01-15-2009, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Unless you have the mental age of a 17 year old [snip] | Hey now... 
In relevance to the discussion, I empathize and understand where you are coming from regarding the incident in question. Give me an epoch of time to ponder it, and I shall return full of wisdom and comprehension.
How's that for my 17-year-old mental age?
Seriously, I do understand this. There are times when I look around, waiting for other people to capitalize on the joke before I take it, like looking at another driver before proceeding at a 4 way stop. It is positively palpable at times, but those times can be rare.
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01-15-2009, 09:37 PM
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01-15-2009, 10:24 PM
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01-15-2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by doctorjazz You'd better post it quick before it gets built up so much that it'll be a disappointment no matter how funny it originally may have been. | then he'll be up there with a fail the same level of Mark
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01-15-2009, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by NJL then he'll be up there with a fail the same level of Mark | Nah. That's impossible. |
01-15-2009, 10:33 PM
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01-15-2009, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by lemur821 Don't we need a picture of said joke or something? I'm not convinced it exists. | i LOL'd . But, it was more situational comedy as a opposed to an actual "joke" anyway 
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Originally Posted by geeza I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
01-15-2009, 11:27 PM
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