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03-02-2010, 05:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | |  Female puppy is humping teddy bears. Help me, please.
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My (actually, my sister's, but it lives in the same house I live, so it's mine too) female shih-tzu puppy is humping her teddy bears. 
She's only 5 months old. 
I don't know what to do.
I need help. NO, I'm not posting any pics.
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03-02-2010, 05:51 PM
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03-02-2010, 05:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seweracuse, NY | | | Point.
Laugh.
Walk away.
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03-02-2010, 05:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | | - introduce a real grizzly bear into your household. within a few minutes the problem will be the least of your worries.
- buy uglier teddy bears.
- have the dog in question stuffed, in a similar fashion to the bears. |
03-02-2010, 05:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BurningSkies Point.
Laugh.
Walk away. |
You mean like this? 
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony ^ knows photoshopped cheeks chaff my willie | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! | |
03-02-2010, 05:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Alabama | | | shes just establishing dominence over your teddy bears. all dogs do it to a certain degree. don't worry, shes actually doing something natural for dogs. now if she starts dressing suggestivly and hanging out until the wee hours of the morn as well as introduing you to the rottweiller from down the block as her new "daddy". you may have to step in.
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03-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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03-02-2010, 06:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | Oh snap. She's doing it again. Pathetic.
BTW EricF, I tried the spray bottle with no results.
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03-02-2010, 06:06 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | My pug used to do that when she was little. She started doing it again when she turned 2. I find it to be rather amusing, my wife is apalled.
It's just a dog man. They're gonna do what they do. At least she's not pooping in your shoes or something.
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03-02-2010, 06:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: COLORADO | | | Why would you think the dog would want to hump a spray bottle filled with water when it's got a perfectly good teddy bear to violate? |
03-02-2010, 06:12 PM
|  | Playing his P bass off into the sunset | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bellingham, WA | | | Step 1: Tape dog/teddy bear intercourse. (You said you wouldn't post pictures.) Post on internet.
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
See? The dog's doing you a favor. This could mean some serious cash in your pocket, if you can get the right lighting, angles, and audio quality.
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03-02-2010, 06:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex It's just a dog man. At least she's not pooping in your shoes or something. | That's what you think. She ruined my leather Timberland shoes a couple of months ago.
Anyways, maybe I'm just overreacting. I've never had a dog before, and I thought that a FEMALE puppy humping stuff was just abnormal.
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! |
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03-02-2010, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by superfunk47 Step 1: Tape dog/teddy bear intercourse. (You said you wouldn't post pictures.) Post on internet.
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
See? The dog's doing you a favor. This could mean some serious cash in your pocket, if you can get the right lighting, angles, and audio quality. | Hmm... now I know how to raise funds for my dream bass. 
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03-02-2010, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer That's what you think. She ruined my leather Timberland shows a couple of months ago.
Anyways, maybe I'm just overreacting. I've never had a dog before, and I thought that a FEMALE puppy humping stuff was just abnormal. |
Dudes and Chicks dig screwin' just the same. Otherwise we wouldn't be around.
Neither would dogs.
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03-02-2010, 06:39 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | As Irishryno said, your puppy is trying to establish dominance within the pack.
Not a problem unless she tries to hump you. Then you gotta show her who the alpha dog is.
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03-02-2010, 06:53 PM
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03-02-2010, 07:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Texas | | | Man you should call yourself lucky. I on the other hand get humped by my dog.
He's a (proably) 2 year old Jack Russell Terrier mix he was a stray my brother found that he brought home one day and has been here ever since '08.
The little punk latches ahold of my arm and well....
A few times he finished.
Why am I telling you this?
One reason.
You can't kill a primal urge for christs sakes it's a dog they pee on everything in sight, they don't have jobs, what do you expect them to do execpt sleep, eat, bark, and screw?
I don't know how you can cure the animal but, maybe take away the teddy bears when company comes over.
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03-02-2010, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Texas | | | Oh yeah the showing your the alpha male over the dog thing doesn't work you can whip him or yell at him but, in ten minutes he'll try it again.
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03-02-2010, 07:17 PM
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03-02-2010, 08:04 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | My wife had a Chow/Lab mix that would mount your leg and take you to TOWN at the slightest opportunity. She would go at you until she ran out of breath. She was an ANIMAL- and I wish I had pics. She was insatiable.
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