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Old 03-20-2008, 09:34 AM
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Filipinos warned over health risks of crucifixion...

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Doesn't seem a little odd that a government has to tell people that crucifying yourself is bad for your health? Um... duh.

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The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs, the Manila Times newspaper reports.


Real nails are used in the re-enactments
They want people to have what they call "well-maintained" whips.

In the hot and dusty atmosphere, officials warn, using unhygienic whips to make deep cuts in the body could lead to tetanus and other infections.

And they advise that the nails used to fix people to crosses must be properly disinfected first.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:37 AM
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I think there would be a lot of disease spreading bugs. Not to mention the smell.
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I'm half-Filipino, but cannot believe someone would actually agree to be NAILED to a cross. The whipping is almost believable, but nailed to a piece of wood?
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I'm half-Filipino, but cannot believe someone would actually agree to be NAILED to a cross. The whipping is almost believable, but nailed to a piece of wood?
Go get your tongue pierced and call it a compromised day.
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hurrah for colonization!

i could be wrong, but i don't think it was all that hygenic back when jesus got nailed either.
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I think it's because people actually have themselves crucified over there. What a way to pay homage .
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:42 AM
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Good times. Somebody needs to introduce them to the easter bunny.
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sterilized whips? seems like those catholics need to partner up with the BDSM community and share some tips....
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:10 AM
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i could be wrong, but i don't think it was all that hygenic back when jesus got nailed either.
So many jokes... must resist...
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Crucifiction, line on the left...one cross each.

It's a bad choice if you're attempting suicide though, you can never get that last nail in.
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Crucifiction, line on the left...one cross each.

It's a bad choice if you're attempting suicide though, you can never get that last nail in.
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So many jokes... must resist...
don't hold back, i was waiting for it.
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Good times. Somebody needs to introduce them to the easter bunny.
Or Santa Claus, or The Great Pumpkin or any other fictional charachter that they can show thier devotion to by harming themselves.
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I'm half-Filipino, but cannot believe someone would actually agree to be NAILED to a cross. The whipping is almost believable, but nailed to a piece of wood?
The SCA are complete WIMPS compared to these dudes.
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I never understood if Jesus was of Arab decent, why do Americans have a picture that looks like Kenny Loggins in their den?
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I never understood if Jesus was of Arab decent, why do Americans have a picture that looks like Kenny Loggins in their den?
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:05 PM
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I never understood if Jesus was of Arab decent, why do Americans have a picture that looks like Kenny Loggins in their den?
He was of Jewish decent, not Arabic. According to myth, Jews descended from Isaac, and Muslims (Arabs) descended from Ismael.

You're at least right about Jesus not looking like some tall skinny white dude.
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