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10-06-2011, 08:07 PM
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10-06-2011, 08:15 PM
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10-06-2011, 08:17 PM
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10-06-2011, 08:22 PM
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10-07-2011, 06:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | | i hear dwarf unemployment got so bad that seven of them, some of whom had mental and physical disabilities, were forced to share a house with their landlady, who later slipped into a coma. i think there was a documentary about it or something. |
10-07-2011, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by knumbskull  i hear dwarf unemployment got so bad that seven of them, some of whom had mental and physical disabilities, were forced to share a house with their landlady, who later slipped into a coma. i think there was a documentary about it or something. | I think that show is Kate + 8, but I am not sure who the eighth one is. |
10-07-2011, 10:10 AM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | | Oh jeez, my home state is making me proud once again.
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10-07-2011, 10:27 AM
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10-07-2011, 11:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Gainesville,FL | | | Careful, he may get tossed out of the race. |
10-07-2011, 04:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: northeast Ohio | | | This has got to be a joke. For one, I noted two typos on that page, one in the article itself. They wrote "through" instead of "throw". No reputable newspaper lets that slip. Also, at the top there were other articles and one was about a dwarf going on a rant. Sorry guys, I'm calling BS.
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10-08-2011, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by knumbskull i hear dwarf unemployment got so bad that seven of them, some of whom had mental and physical disabilities, were forced to share a house with their landlady, who later slipped into a coma. i think there was a documentary about it or something. | Quote:
Originally Posted by DeltaPhoenix I think that show is Kate + 8, but I am not sure who the eighth one is. | And this -THIS- is exactly why I keep coming back to TalkBass.
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10-08-2011, 01:06 AM
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10-08-2011, 01:25 AM
|  | Total Hyper-Elite Member | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Groom Lake, NV | | | This opens the door for discrimination suits by full-size people wanting to be tossed.
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10-08-2011, 01:36 AM
| | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I'd volunteer just to see who could throw me.
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10-08-2011, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by runmikeyrun This has got to be a joke. For one, I noted two typos on that page, one in the article itself. They wrote "through" instead of "throw". No reputable newspaper lets that slip. | Oh, you'd be surprised... 
More and more, I see so-called professional news stories that read as if they were edited by a crew of semi-literate eighth-graders: a lot of really stupid stuff - like confusing words such as "cite" with "site", or "pair" with "pare"... 
Even the revered New York Times see its share of stupid typos. The Times, it is a-changin'... 
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10-08-2011, 07:06 AM
|  | KEED SPILLS..no, wait..PILL SKEEDS..SKILL PEEDS? | | Join Date: May 2011 Location: Nashville, Cats | | well... it was made illegal in the first place because some people were bringing in their 2 year-old kids and claiming they were dwarves just to get an unfair advantage... man, people will cheat at anything!
and, what about that women's dwarf tossing team at USC?... they don't get any pub!
i think the Title 9 folks need to get involved.
the long and short of it is, dwarf unemployment is no small thing. 
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