Foiled Home Invasion/Men In Black

FL Knifemaker · #1 03-26-2010, 05:49 AM

Wow!! At first glance I was just happy to think someone defended their home by taking matters into their own hands........

Then I read that Men In Black where involved.

This is almost another "only in Florida" story

I wonder if everyones memory was erased???

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2...+home+invasion

Toasted · #2 03-26-2010, 05:51 AM

I read that article 3 times and I still have no idea what happenned.

Mark Latimour · #3 03-26-2010, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Toasted

I read that article 3 times and I still have no idea what happenned.

Indeed, I thought I had a reasonable command of the English language, but that writing is unintelligble. Maybe its a conspiracy.

Relic · #4 03-26-2010, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Toasted

I read that article 3 times and I still have no idea what happenned.

So help me god, I was just going to post the exact same thing.

JimB52 · #5 03-26-2010, 06:01 AM

I think the reporter is awkwardly attempting to protect the privacy of the two victims.

ehque · #6 03-26-2010, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour

that writing is unintelligble.

QFT.

FL Knifemaker · #7 03-26-2010, 06:06 AM

The MIB thing is affecting you guys. It will all make sense after it wears off

RWP · #8 03-26-2010, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Toasted

I read that article 3 times and I still have no idea what happenned.

The aliens are dead.

**Pacman** · #9 03-26-2010, 06:58 AM

I think the reporter was drunk.

FL Knifemaker · #10 03-26-2010, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pacman

I think the reporter was drunk.

Could be but here in FL, you never know. What I think happened was the MIB caused everyone to do the hokey pokey, stepping in and out and in and out of the house..........In between, exchanging gunfire

shackled · #11 03-26-2010, 07:14 AM

That's definitely a fine example of journalism.

rllefebv · #12 03-26-2010, 07:57 AM

Let's all have a moment of silence for the demise of the print media...

Thank you

-robefrt

Steve · #13 03-26-2010, 08:10 AM

I speak fluent Floridian, please allow me to translate:

A guy was leaving his house and saw a couple of thugs.
He ran back inside. The thugs followed him into the house and shot both of the residents.

Marco A. Mayer · #14 03-26-2010, 10:10 AM

FL Knifemaker · #15 03-26-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by rllefebv

Let's all have a moment of silence for the demise of the print media...

Thank you

-robefrt

I read the headlines on that site every morning because it's local. I honestly think they contract the actual writing out to some 8th grade class. It's often worse than that. At least in this story there was no reckons or yonders

machine gewehr · #16 03-26-2010, 10:19 AM

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...they noticed a car and two men dressed in black outside of the house.

According to police, the brothers ran back into the home, followed by the men in black. Once inside, the men in black began firing several shots.

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Also I find it weird that one of the man is shot from head and chest and the other being shot shot from the leg being in both critical condition.I mean come on leg shot man,your bro's got shot from head and chest,quit being a sissy.What did the bullet do after entering the leg,took out the whole "how many meters it is long" artery?..

Also was the the guy shot 3 times from chest and 3 times head,or 3 bullets distributed amongst the head and chest?

Some journalism there.

I can't believe I went into such stupid details,I'm not feeling good as of late,excuse my stupidity and expression of boredom.

MakiSupaStar · #17 03-26-2010, 11:03 AM

What the hell was that?

hbarcat · #18 03-26-2010, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pacman

I think the reporter was drunk.

+1

Do not drink and type.

machine gewehr · #19 03-26-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by hbarcat

+1

Do not drink and type.

Agreed.
I did that so many times (2 of those times costed me bans in TB

) and it is bad.

Kipaste · #20 03-26-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by machine gewehr

Also I find it weird that one of the man is shot from head and chest and the other being shot shot from the leg being in both critical condition.I mean come on leg shot man,your bro's got shot from head and chest,quit being a sissy.What did the bullet do after entering the leg,took out the whole "how many meters it is long" artery?..

Well, if you'd get shot in the femoral artery you might change your opinion. You'd have to be quick about it though, because you'd probably be dead before the help gets there. If he indeed got shot in that artery, he is pretty damn lucky to even be breathing.