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View Poll Results: Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ? | |
Body Oder
|    | 3 | 4.62% | |
Schizophrenia
|    | 5 | 7.69% | |
Extra Toes
|    | 47 | 72.31% | |
No Carrot Cake for you !
|    | 10 | 15.38% |
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02-28-2008, 12:53 PM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | |  Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ?
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Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ?
1. Body Oder
2. Schizophrenia
3. Extra Toes
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02-28-2008, 12:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Charleston, WV | | | Extra Toes!
I'm not into feet, so she can just keep em covered up all the time.
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02-28-2008, 12:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Youngstown, Ohio | | | I'd take #3 all day long. Socks can cure that problem easily, or you can have the extras removed. You can't do that with the others. |
02-28-2008, 12:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Augusta, GA & Saint Louis, MO | | | There are an awful lot of women out there. I think I can find one without any of the above.
Though even thats proving difficult, since I've noticed a recurring pattern of insanity amongst our female counterparts.
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02-28-2008, 01:00 PM
|  | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | I'd vote for:
d) unwaxable monobrow.
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02-28-2008, 01:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Extra toes.
I'm sure we could use them somehow.
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02-28-2008, 01:05 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | | Is this yet another personal connundrum Major?
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02-28-2008, 01:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | Body order, easiest to solve. Teach her to shower and proper hygiene.
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02-28-2008, 01:10 PM
|  | On the TB leaderboard for low talent/gear ratios! | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: NJ | | | C'mon, out of those choices the clear winner is toes. A woman with body odor will be physically repulsive (assuming better hygeine can't solve the problem). A woman with schizophrenia would be even more mentally and emotionally demanding/draining than any so called "normal" female.
Take the woman with the extra toes, keep her feet out of view if they bother you, and enjoy life!
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02-28-2008, 01:22 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Extra toes, because schizophrenia is such a drag (despite the potential for crazy monkey sex) and if her body odor is worse than mine I'd feel inadequate. |
02-28-2008, 01:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | If she had and extra boobie............  ..............what was the 3 problems again??  |
02-28-2008, 01:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | Wow.
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02-28-2008, 01:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hancock, MD | | | I was gonna vote, but then I saw that this poll has a time limit. I don't like being rushed!
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02-28-2008, 02:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Austin, Texas | | Oder?
Whats Oder? 
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02-28-2008, 02:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Austin, Texas | | | I know a dog with an extra toe on each hind leg. She's adoreable.
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02-28-2008, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | Quote:
Originally Posted by HollowBassman I was gonna vote, but then I saw that this poll has a time limit. I don't like being rushed! | I was going to vote, but "Engine from a DC-10 freakishly growing from her left shoulder" wasn't an option.
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02-28-2008, 02:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hancock, MD | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_v_s I was going to vote, but "Engine from a DC-10 freakishly growing from her left shoulder" wasn't an option.
Mike | Blimp a little slow, huh?
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02-28-2008, 02:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kansas City | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chriss62 Oder?
Whats Oder? | You know, that river in Europe which runs from the Czech Republic to the Baltic Sea? |
02-28-2008, 02:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | if her kitty or ass stunk, forgetaboutit... no go. |
02-28-2008, 02:58 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Outside Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by NJL if her kitty or ass stunk, forgetaboutit... no go. |
That's sig-worthy stuff right there! 
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