Food and farts

Steelix · #1 01-04-2008, 01:07 PM

has anyone noticed their flatulations picking up the smell of food they just ate?

|ve discovered that when | eat creamed corn, they smell exactly like theater pop-corn.

stedtale · #2 01-04-2008, 01:08 PM

I never smell my own farts, you sir, disgust me.

Steelix · #3 01-04-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stedtale

I never smell my own farts.

its not like you can help it.

Barfly · #4 01-04-2008, 01:09 PM

If I drink Bud, they smell like sh*t.

disenchant · #5 01-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Mine always smell like cotton candy, flowers and rainbows.

Phalex · #6 01-04-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stedtale

I never smell my own farts, you sir, disgust me.

I rather enjoy my own stench.

I have noticed that when I drink PBR and eat pickled eggs my farts smell like $^!#!

scottice · #7 01-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Best post of the day award winner!!!!

Phalex · #8 01-04-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by disenchant

Mine always smell like cotton candy, flowers and rainbows.

I suppose you poop vanilla ice cream too huh Dis? My wife makes this claim, but for some reason, I disagree.

stedtale · #9 01-04-2008, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Barfly

If I drink Bud, they smell like sh*t.

so, yes your farts do smell like what you eat, or drink in this case.

stedtale · #10 01-04-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

I rather enjoy my own stench.

I have noticed that when I drink PBR and eat pickled eggs my farts smell like $^!#!

see my post above.

disenchant · #11 01-04-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

I suppose you poop vanilla ice cream too huh Dis? My wife makes this claim, but for some reason, I disagree.

You've SEEN my poop???

Phalex · #12 01-04-2008, 01:19 PM

I get it in little cookie cups!

Bad Brains · #13 01-04-2008, 01:35 PM

When I see hot girls in line at Taco Bell, I feel bad for their boyfriends/husbands.

Bryan316 · #14 01-04-2008, 01:44 PM

Milk. If I have milk before I go to bed, I can wake up and brew some amazing, shocking high-decibel sheet-rippin' farts that wake the dead! Scare dogs blocks away! Make Hellen Keller turn her head and say "...." Drown out tornado sirens in Kansas!

The absolute best, is a midnight bowl of cereal. Holy moly, my shower curtain rips off the rod!

Valerus · #15 01-04-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by disenchant

Mine always smell like cotton candy, flowers and rainbows.

Lucky.

stedtale · #16 01-04-2008, 01:45 PM

Sometimes I'll drink a sixer of St. Pauli and eat a bag of hershey's kisses.

Steelix · #17 01-04-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan316

Milk. If I have milk before I go to bed, I can wake up and brew some amazing, shocking high-decibel sheet-rippin' farts that wake the dead! Scare dogs blocks away! Make Hellen Keller turn her head and say "...." Drown out tornado sirens in Kansas!

The absolute best, is a midnight bowl of cereal. Holy moly, my shower curtain rips off the rod!

hmmm now that | think about it, milk does make them loud.

**Thor** · #18 01-04-2008, 01:47 PM

Steelix.

I refer you to the 'Farting During a Show' thread in the Bass Humor section.

You will never laugh as hard, be forewarned.

stratovani · #19 01-04-2008, 01:48 PM

Me, I can never tell which fart is worse - the B&M Baked Beans and Bud Light farts, or the cabbage rolls and corn-on-the-cob farts.

scottice · #20 01-04-2008, 01:50 PM

Ohhh, B&M Brick Oven Baked Beans. WOWZA!