Food Network and Porn

[blipndub]

So i was watching Rachel Ray the other day....at the gym (me not her) and she was wearing this kind of plunging neckline t-shirt and whenever she went to the fridge she was piling all the stuff up on her chest bringing all kinds of attention and then there was all this cleavage while she was making soup. I found myself mildly and disturbingly aroused on the treadmill. I read somewhere that pornography film crews are used on the Food Network because of the kind of camera work required (I guess) but I was surprised to see a show that was kinda explicitly sexual. Is that totally off base or do I just not watch enough cable? Maybe i watch too much porn!

[capnsandwich]

There's a reason Rachel Ray is so popular on the Food Network and has gained popularity on other networks, and I don't think it's because she's such a great cook.

[AaronD]

Over in England there is a tv cook called Nigela Lawson (spelling?) that is big in the chest department. Well anyway she does the same thing, well I think anyway

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by blipndub

So i was watching Rachel Ray the other day....at the gym (me not her) and she was wearing this kind of plunging neckline t-shirt and whenever she went to the fridge she was piling all the stuff up on her chest bringing all kinds of attention and then there was all this cleavage while she was making soup. I found myself mildly and disturbingly aroused on the treadmill. I read somewhere that pornography film crews are used on the Food Network because of the kind of camera work required (I guess) but I was surprised to see a show that was kinda explicitly sexual. Is that totally off base or do I just not watch enough cable? Maybe i watch too much porn!

Nah, youre a man. You were just hungry. Rachel Ray was fat the last time I saw her show.

[masterfader87]

http://www.shelterpop.com/2009/12/31...y-photo-shoot/

[TheDarkReaver]

You should see the cooking show Sophie Dahl has got over here. It's not pornographic by a long shot but there's some great cleavage going on in parts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nys4FPRug8A

[LowDown Hal]

Makes look for something to nibble on

[standupright]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Nah, youre a man. You were just hungry. Rachel Ray was fat the last time I saw her show.

fat and lacking in the fun bag department.

now giada de laurentiis.......the film crew knows how to work her

[5StringBlues]

Originally Posted by AaronD

Over in England there is a tv cook called Nigela Lawson (spelling?) that is big in the chest department. Well anyway she does the same thing, well I think anyway

Oh my................

[sleepytime]

Originally Posted by capnsandwich

There's a reason Rachel Ray is so popular on the Food Network and has gained popularity on other networks, and I don't think it's because she's such a great cook.

If you ask me, as a sex symbol she makes a great cook.

[AaronD]

Originally Posted by 5StringBlues

Oh my................

Thanks for emphasising the point of my post

[standupright]

Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver

You should see the cooking show Sophie Dahl has got over here. It's not pornographic by a long shot but there's some great cleavage going on in parts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nys4FPRug8A

[Relic]

Originally Posted by capnsandwich

There's a reason Rachel Ray is so popular on the Food Network and has gained popularity on other networks, and I don't think it's because she's such a great cook.

pfff... cook shmook, I'd be eating what she got in a heartbeat.

[standupright]

Originally Posted by 5StringBlues

Oh my................

as long as you don't have to worry about the bottom half.

[EricF]

Originally Posted by AaronD

Over in England there is a tv cook called Nigela Lawson (spelling?) that is big in the chest department. Well anyway she does the same thing, well I think anyway

Originally Posted by 5StringBlues

Oh my................

Nigella used to have a show on Food Network - Nigella Bites, I think it was. I always liked her show.

Here's a couple more...

[rr5025]

Man you need to get yourself some porn or something. Rachel Ray!?

That British chick is pretty fit, I like Nigela too. Giada is definitely the best on Food Network

[AaronD]

Originally Posted by standupright

as long as you don't have to worry about the bottom half.

With "assests" like that I wouldn't care

[SoonerMatt]

This is nothing new. Case in point - Giada de Laurentis.

[standupright]

Originally Posted by rr5025

Man you need to get yourself some porn or something. Rachel Ray!?

That British chick is pretty fit, I like Nigela too. Giada is definitely the best on Food Network

werd.....

delicious

[Relic]

Originally Posted by rr5025

Man you need to get yourself some porn or something. Rachel Ray!?

eeeeeeeeeew yeah Rachel Ray is totally nasty....




EDIT - Giada de Laurentis probably has the biggest head to body ratio that I've ever seen but still, I'd hit that like a screen door in a hurricane...