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03-18-2008, 02:08 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | The fortune cookie thread
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Remember to add the two special words* at the end.
Just got this one: Today you should be the leader. Things will go your way.
I saved this one; it's in my wallet: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.
* in bed. 
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03-18-2008, 02:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | "you will soon make new friends" In bed.
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03-18-2008, 02:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Corsicana, Texas | | "You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions"... "in bed" 
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03-18-2008, 02:47 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | Today is not your day. You would have been better off staying in bed. ...uh, wait a minute......
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03-18-2008, 03:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada | | | Save 2 cents on your next purchase of fortune cookies...in bed.
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03-18-2008, 05:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Don't worry...Be happy in bed. |
03-18-2008, 05:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NE Dallas,Tx,Usa,Earth, M.Way | | | You will find good looking girls. In Bed.
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03-18-2008, 05:16 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by unclejam You will find good looking girls. In Bed. | I'm searching for the hidden meaning here...
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03-18-2008, 05:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | you will find joy with a new partner. in bed
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03-18-2008, 05:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hancock, MD | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 you will find Joy with a new partner. in bed | I better not! I just bought her a necklace.
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03-18-2008, 05:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Indiana | | | My girlfriend once got one that simply said A great man is in bed. I'm angry that she didn't save it.
The one in my wallet, which makes little sense, is Pat yourself on the back for creating an opportunity in bed. |
03-18-2008, 05:43 PM
| | | | I'm thinking of this ad, where the guy asks his GF.
So the cracker would say: Would you marry me? in bed.
I recently had Remember yesterday, but live for today. in bed. |
03-18-2008, 05:44 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | Yesterday's lunch: "Today is the day. Be confident and aggressive." * in bed
Last week I got one that, while it doesn't work with "in bed" tacked on, was funny enough that I keep it in my wallet. It read:
"Heads you do it, tails you go home."
I've since used that method twice. |
03-18-2008, 05:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigO Yesterday's lunch: "Today is the day. Be confident and aggressive." * in bed
Last week I got one that, while it doesn't work with "in bed" tacked on, was funny enough that I keep it in my wallet. It read:
"Heads you do it, tails you go home."
I've since used that method twice. | its a valid decision making device  but remember any coin smaller than a quarter has no authority in a decision. a dollar coin is best 
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03-18-2008, 06:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa | | "Eat more Chinese food... in bed" |
03-18-2008, 06:13 PM
|  | Ojo. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Beaumont/Calimesa, CA | | | i saved this one, just because it's so weird:
You are working hard.*
*(in bed)
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