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06-21-2010, 07:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | Frivolous Court Proceedings....
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So I do public records research for a living and during the course of doing my job end up reading some really off-the-wall stuff. Today a co-worker brought in a series of court proceedings he ran across a few years ago.
It basically starts with a guy filing a Petition / Motion for an Emergency Restraining Order against the Mafia and "Bad" Masons to prevent any Mission harrassment or delays.
The Mission is then defined as Quote: |
an emergency mission for Heaven/the United Nations/The U.S. Military/Etc; It shall eliminate ALL sin and evil in the U.S./International (all poverty, crime, death, illiteracy, sickness, accidents-Etc.) Prepare for Holy Utopia
| He then signs it with his real name like John Doe, O.L.D. (also known as Tutananku [R] Po-Lovo-Bota-Omni) and my Klan (wife and sons).
The second page goes on to say that Quote:
the restraining order should prevent sinful/unneccessary communications (as deemd by I) from:
1) The Doe Family (U.S./INT'L)-they are my extended family.
2) ALL other beings (U.S./INT'L)
+these beings (#'s 1&2 above) are controlled (mind and body) by the evil conspirators computers and satellites-almost at will! (exclude a minute amount of beings in the U.S./INT'L).
+the mafia/"Bad" Masons control these evil computers/satellites.
| This stuff goes on for at least 70 pages, much of it handwritten and filed in court. He files a pleading titled "Motion to Inklude More Specific Information" in which he claims Quote:
I am the "lead" Lord-Angle-King from Heaven #3.
I am the Chief-Supreme Papal/Judge.
I am the Chief supreme Physician/Doktor/Surgeon.
I am the Pharaoh (Kommander) of "all" Skales [inklude the justice-scales] and "all" serpents [inklude the medikal serpent.]
| It only gets worse. Seriously.
After reading more, it appears the guy had spent time in 17 different mental institutions. I'd have scanned the whole thing for your reading pleasure, but he includes his SSN# too many times for me to edit and I started to feel bad for him.
Anyway. I didn't really have a point, I just couldn't believe this much time was spent on his claims as he is obviously delusional (his medical history is introduced as evidence for dismissal at one point).
Mike |
06-21-2010, 08:27 PM
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06-21-2010, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s So I do public records research for a living and during the course of doing my job end up reading some really off-the-wall stuff. Today a co-worker brought in a series of court proceedings he ran across a few years ago.
It basically starts with a guy filing a Petition / Motion for an Emergency Restraining Order against the Mafia and "Bad" Masons to prevent any Mission harrassment or delays.
The Mission is then defined as
He then signs it with his real name like John Doe, O.L.D. (also known as Tutananku [R] Po-Lovo-Bota-Omni) and my Klan (wife and sons).
The second page goes on to say that
This stuff goes on for at least 70 pages, much of it handwritten and filed in court. He files a pleading titled "Motion to Inklude More Specific Information" in which he claims
It only gets worse. Seriously.
After reading more, it appears the guy had spent time in 17 different mental institutions. I'd have scanned the whole thing for your reading pleasure, but he includes his SSN# too many times for me to edit and I started to feel bad for him.
Anyway. I didn't really have a point, I just couldn't believe this much time was spent on his claims as he is obviously delusional (his medical history is introduced as evidence for dismissal at one point).
Mike | actually,i'd prefer that to the litany of repeat offenders who clog up our courts with endless,and usually successful pleas for reductions in the "all too light to begin with" sentences they have been handed.....
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06-22-2010, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Campbell actually,i'd prefer that to the litany of repeat offenders who clog up our courts with endless,and usually successful pleas for reductions in the "all too light to begin with" sentences they have been handed..... | ... by the mafia / bad Masons.
If the Mission succeeds, this will no longre be a problem. |
06-22-2010, 05:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | | I'm at a complete loss for words. I mean I thought I had heard of some crazy lawsuits or ridiculous proceeding, but this is by far the winner.
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06-22-2010, 06:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | Get a protractor, and FAST! He is the Lord-Angle-King from Heaven #3. Perhaps he is being obtuse. All of the sines of the appocalypse are on us! Does he really just need someone to cosine his loans? Excuse me for going off on a tangent. With such great oratory elsewhere, I'm surprised he didn't quote the Bible - "Secant ye shall find". During these hard times we really need to sinh up our belts and not waste money.
ian
PS. cotangent, cosecant, cosh, tanh, etc. are missing but I'm sure the Angle-King could work them in!
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06-22-2010, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Chebass88 Get a protractor, and FAST! He is the Lord-Angle-King from Heaven #3. Perhaps he is being obtuse. All of the sines of the appocalypse are on us! Does he really just need someone to cosine his loans? Excuse me for going off on a tangent. With such great oratory elsewhere, I'm surprised he didn't quote the Bible - "Secant ye shall find". During these hard times we really need to sinh up our belts and not waste money.
ian
PS. cotangent, cosecant, cosh, tanh, etc. are missing but I'm sure the Angle-King could work them in! | Simply amazing. |
06-22-2010, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Chebass88 Get a protractor, and FAST! He is the Lord-Angle-King from Heaven #3. Perhaps he is being obtuse. All of the sines of the appocalypse are on us! Does he really just need someone to cosine his loans? Excuse me for going off on a tangent. With such great oratory elsewhere, I'm surprised he didn't quote the Bible - "Secant ye shall find". During these hard times we really need to sinh up our belts and not waste money.
ian
PS. cotangent, cosecant, cosh, tanh, etc. are missing but I'm sure the Angle-King could work them in! | What acute post. |
06-22-2010, 10:06 AM
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06-22-2010, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Chebass88 Get a protractor, and FAST! He is the Lord-Angle-King from Heaven #3. Perhaps he is being obtuse. All of the sines of the appocalypse are on us! Does he really just need someone to cosine his loans? Excuse me for going off on a tangent. With such great oratory elsewhere, I'm surprised he didn't quote the Bible - "Secant ye shall find". During these hard times we really need to sinh up our belts and not waste money.
ian
PS. cotangent, cosecant, cosh, tanh, etc. are missing but I'm sure the Angle-King could work them in! | This was the best post I've seen on Talkbass. If you ever decide to create a religion, consider me your servant.
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06-22-2010, 11:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | He files an affidavit in the process of trying to get some of the legal fees waived due to this low income and reveals more information. He lists his age as 41 (32). In the space for "TOTAL VALUE OF ASSETS" he has written "I have several other accounts (U.S./ INT'L) with ZILLIONS (plus) U.S. dollars, but I can't access because mafia/masons are trying to steal/stealing. 1 Zillion = 8 X 1032
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06-22-2010, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s He files an affidavit in the process of trying to get some of the legal fees waived due to this low income and reveals more information. He lists his age as 41 (32). In the space for "TOTAL VALUE OF ASSETS" he has written "I have several other accounts (U.S./ INT'L) with ZILLIONS (plus) U.S. dollars, but I can't access because mafia/masons are trying to steal/stealing. 1 Zillion = 8 X 1032
Mike | I believe he is trying to save that for the mission. |
06-22-2010, 11:43 AM
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06-22-2010, 12:10 PM
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06-22-2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s 1 Zillion = 8 X 1032
Mike | I just learned that a Zillion is an actual measure.
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06-22-2010, 03:02 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | Being one of the evil entities going after Samuel Burfict's mind, I can point you to this SSN-free resume: Burfict v. Mafia
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06-22-2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by L-A Being one of the evil entities going after Samuel Burfict's mind, I can point you to this SSN-free resume: Burfict v. Mafia | Remarkable, huh?
" Burfict v. Mafia" seems a great name for a very hip band.
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06-22-2010, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by L-A Being one of the evil entities going after Samuel Burfict's mind, I can point you to this SSN-free resume: Burfict v. Mafia | Nice. The actual court file has his SSN#, phone numbers for both him and previous employers and multiple addresses, one of them "Heaven" (complete with a phone number). Also included is what he claims to be a picture of himself in 1967, but looks suspiciously like the gold death mask of King Tutankhamun.
Mike
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