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Old 03-01-2010, 12:55 PM
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Fun Game to Pass the Time: "Tap That"

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I was browsing another forum and I came across a fun game that I think you guys will really enjoy. The game is called "Tap That"

It is very simple. You text or IM someone and ask, "when you gonna let me tap that?"

I'll start:

me: *****!
me: it has been so long!
me: how are you?
her: hiii Keith
her: I am good
her: you?
me: I am great!
me: I have a question for you.
her: k
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: what?? I barely know you...
me: not true we had that one class together in high school

-me waiting 10 minutes for a response-

her: are you going to be wearing socks while we do it?
me: yes
her: no deal


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Old 03-01-2010, 12:57 PM
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:59 PM
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:13 PM
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I figured that I would play along why not, it's so goofy that it might be funny.
I texted the wife. I figure she's used to me insanity by now;

Me: hey Baby!
Wife: HEY, what's up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: What!??
Me: I said, when r u gonna let me tap that?
Wife: Youre texting me at work to ask me that?? wth
Me: Yeah. I have needs. So when ya gonna let me tap that?
Wife: why do you keep aslking?
Me: Because I has needs. I can has tapping now?
Wife: I dont have time for this.
Me: there's always time for tapping talk.
Wife: NOT IN WORK!
Me::^(
Wife: :^P bye!
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:20 PM
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I figured that I would play along why not, it's so goofy that it might be funny.
I texted the wife. I figure she's used to me insanity by now;

Me: hey Baby!
Wife: HEY, what's up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: What!??
Me: I said, when r u gonna let me tap that?
Wife: Youre texting me at work to ask me that?? wth
Me: Yeah. I have needs. So when ya gonna let me tap that?
Wife: why do you keep aslking?
Me: Because I has needs. I can has tapping now?
Wife: I dont have time for this.
Me: there's always time for tapping talk.
Wife: NOT IN WORK!
Me::^(
Wife: :^P bye!
Yeah. It would pretty much go the same way for me - except with with a fair amount of cursing from my wife. The phrase, "probably never" might also be used.
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:22 PM
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Yeah. It would pretty much go the same way for me - except with with a fair amount of cursing from my wife. The phrase, "probably never" might also be used.
Yeah, here too. We should start a club.
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:53 PM
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I figured that I would play along why not, it's so goofy that it might be funny.
I texted the wife. I figure she's used to me insanity by now;

Me: hey Baby!
Wife: HEY, what's up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: What!??
Me: I said, when r u gonna let me tap that?
Wife: Youre texting me at work to ask me that?? wth
Me: Yeah. I have needs. So when ya gonna let me tap that?
Wife: why do you keep aslking?
Me: Because I has needs. I can has tapping now?
Wife: I dont have time for this.
Me: there's always time for tapping talk.
Wife: NOT IN WORK!
Me::^(
Wife: :^P bye!
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I figured that I would play along why not, it's so goofy that it might be funny.
I texted the wife. I figure she's used to me insanity by now;

Me: hey Baby!
Wife: HEY, what's up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: What!??
Me: I said, when r u gonna let me tap that?
Wife: Youre texting me at work to ask me that?? wth
Me: Yeah. I have needs. So when ya gonna let me tap that?
Wife: why do you keep aslking?
Me: Because I has needs. I can has tapping now?
Wife: I dont have time for this.
Me: there's always time for tapping talk.
Wife: NOT IN WORK!
Me::^(
Wife: :^P bye!
It scares me when I realize old people text too.
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:18 PM
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Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Again?
Me: Yeah.
Her: Ok. But hurry. I'm not sur how long we have.
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They also get laid too. That's the difference between old people and you.
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:33 PM
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:38 PM
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Me: Hey babe when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Tonight
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:40 PM
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Ok. I just tried it with my wife too.

Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Nani?
Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: I don't understand
Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Are you surfing after work?
Me: Yes.
Her: What time you coming home?
Me: Not sure. Depends on the waves.
Her: You want sushi for dinner?
Me: Yes!!!
Her: Ok. I buy some maguro.
Me: Sweet.
Her: Can you pick up some seaweed on the way home?
Me: Ok. When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what does that mean?
Me: When are you going to let me have sex with you?
Her: We just had sex this morning.
Me: Yeah, but when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Maybe after [our son] goes to bed.
Me: Sweet.
Her: If you're good.
Me: :-(
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